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When someone eats out of your ass, and then barfs it up. After that you eat the barfed up vomit.
Me and this girl had a mateot last night
mateot by Readdd January 16, 2017
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Matootsie 

A person who acts in a totally shameless manner.

An individual who is a complete righteous charleton.

Someone with no principles.
My niece acted like a Matootsie to her own Mother .

My boyfriend is a complete Matootsie on a night out.
Matootsie by ChucklesOnTour88 February 10, 2017

Mateo Camargo 

A songwriter, record producer and well-known as the guitarist in Madina Lake.
He was born and raised in Bogotá, Colombia.
Used to be in the band Reforma with Madina Lake member Dan Torelli. Is incredibly friendly and grateful for what he has, and has a beautiful singing voice.
Often overshadowed, because most raging fan girls tend to focus on the twins Nathan Leone and Matthew Leone because they are apparently the 'cute ones'.
Idiot: "Here's Nathan and Matthew the BEST members of Madina Lake"
True Fan: "What about Mateo Camargo and Dan Torelli?"
Idiot: "Nathan and Matthew are sooooo hot though (:"
True fan: "Get the fuck out."
Mateo Camargo by Livvehhh March 16, 2008
A quirky boy, yet still very cool to be around. Excel at some kind of sport and a girl could like him but he’d never know. Has one of the best personalities and is very cute. If you like a mateo, first become friends with them. And if a mateo likes someone they should tell the girl instantly because they aren’t good at showing they’re feelings.
Mateo is actually smart but tends to act stupid
Mateo by someone tht is curly January 6, 2020
The name given to Royal navy sailors (Non Officer ranks). More often used around cities with naval bases.
See him over there?

He is a matelot, in the Royal navy.
matelot by Leon1 October 2, 2006
Mateo is a very atractive and very apealing to almost every girl a well known popular person and a very talented person on his feet he has the natural gift of dancing. He Is also a very sweet loving and caring person who truly looks out for his friends and family. Hes not the tallest of the bunch but he isn't really short he has a tiny bit of a temper and can hold a grudge for quite a long while there is nobody else like him hes a 1 in a million person.
Mateo is the most creative and inspiring person I've ever seen!!.
Mateo by Mahxli_ax😂 August 26, 2017
A very hot and sexy guy with a big bulge 😍😛! Every girl dies for him! He loves sports and is good at school! And his body is amazing
I love mateo
Mateo by I_Love_YOUUU December 30, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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