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match-maker by grateful4them February 12, 2010

Match maker

That one kid in your school when you’re talking to someone of the opposite gender, even if it’s platonic between you and your best friend. Trying to get you to date/match even if both people don’t want that. They also usually scream “W Rizz” and are an obnoxious popular jock/class clown kid.

Tl;dr the wingman no one asked for

Boy: “hey, how was the test”
Girl: “did great, thanks for asking”
Annoying person: “Heh W RIZZ”
Boy: “stop being a match maker”

Match maker by HistoricalFanatics March 3, 2024

Turd match maker

A match maker who matches people by how similar their poops are

Girl 1: So how did you guys did meet?
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*

Turd match maker by ieatboyslol October 10, 2023

matchmaker

A person who feels the need to set people up with one another. Despite the fact they may ruin friendships.

"Would you stop playing matchmaker Erin?!?"

matchmaker by Katie Soulsby January 3, 2008

the matchmaker

Usually the friend in a group that's good with relationships, just not their own. They are able to get friends together and make enemies cease fire but when it comes down to it, they're the worst at love in their own life

Katie: Sara's so the matchmaker. She got John to ask me to Prom
Mary: OMG, Sara got Connor to ask me to Prom
Katie: Wait, who's Sara going with?
Mary: Uh, no one I think.

the matchmaker by The Matchmaker February 25, 2014

matchmaker

A guy who sets his bros up with some bitches. if he's good he can get them together. a major obstacle is keeping friendships afterward cuz they gonna be mad if you screw them over.

Guy#1: bruh could ya set me up with this girl?
matchmaker: sure bruh gimme a week and y'all be hooking up in notime

matchmaker by nyan21yomummlgdankkappa May 6, 2015

Matchmaker

Ask anybody, they'll tell you that a man needs to find a woman to be happy. If a man still hasn't been domesticated, it's because something's missing in his life, a woman! So if you know a guy like that, take personal responsibility for introducing him to a female you know even if he hasn't indicated any desire to change his life, or hinted at loneliness or depression. You have to read through the mask he's been putting on for the world to fool everybody and see how he desperately needs a woman to feel alive and well. There's always more to it, everything is not okay the way it is, you need to change things, you must intervene in other people's lives and personal business if you're a real friend, even the people who have let you know they want to be left alone. Those are the ones who need your help the most desperately, they're putting up a wall it's unhealthy for them!

I wish Dave would stop playing mind games by telling me he's okay and wants time to himself to be left alone. I just know that there's more to it than he's sharing with everybody, I just have to keep digging deeper and try to get in his head and find out what the fuck is the problem? Ooh I know, of course that's it, he needs a woman, a companion. I'll play matchmaker, a man's life can never get good until a woman shows up and makes everything okay!

Matchmaker by Solid Mantis April 13, 2017