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matchmaker

A person who feels the need to set people up with one another. Despite the fact they may ruin friendships.
"Would you stop playing matchmaker Erin?!?"
matchmaker by Katie Soulsby January 3, 2008
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matchmaker

A guy who sets his bros up with some bitches. if he's good he can get them together. a major obstacle is keeping friendships afterward cuz they gonna be mad if you screw them over.
Guy#1: bruh could ya set me up with this girl?
matchmaker: sure bruh gimme a week and y'all be hooking up in notime

Matchmaker

Ask anybody, they'll tell you that a man needs to find a woman to be happy. If a man still hasn't been domesticated, it's because something's missing in his life, a woman! So if you know a guy like that, take personal responsibility for introducing him to a female you know even if he hasn't indicated any desire to change his life, or hinted at loneliness or depression. You have to read through the mask he's been putting on for the world to fool everybody and see how he desperately needs a woman to feel alive and well. There's always more to it, everything is not okay the way it is, you need to change things, you must intervene in other people's lives and personal business if you're a real friend, even the people who have let you know they want to be left alone. Those are the ones who need your help the most desperately, they're putting up a wall it's unhealthy for them!
I wish Dave would stop playing mind games by telling me he's okay and wants time to himself to be left alone. I just know that there's more to it than he's sharing with everybody, I just have to keep digging deeper and try to get in his head and find out what the fuck is the problem? Ooh I know, of course that's it, he needs a woman, a companion. I'll play matchmaker, a man's life can never get good until a woman shows up and makes everything okay!
Matchmaker by Solid Mantis April 13, 2017

the matchmaker

Usually the friend in a group that's good with relationships, just not their own. They are able to get friends together and make enemies cease fire but when it comes down to it, they're the worst at love in their own life
Katie: Sara's so the matchmaker. She got John to ask me to Prom
Mary: OMG, Sara got Connor to ask me to Prom
Katie: Wait, who's Sara going with?
Mary: Uh, no one I think.
the matchmaker by The Matchmaker February 25, 2014

Psychicspy Matchmaker

When an individual with psychic ability deems the man interested in the woman insufficient and uses their ability to find a superior sexual partner, often to the dismay of the inferior suitor. There are some skeptics, but some psychics have an uncanny sense of sexual compatibility and utmost confidence in their matchmaking abilities. Although he tried his best the loser is rejected and can only watch while the victor, a man she has never met before takes her home for a vigorous night of lovemaking.
A psychicspy matchmaker is basically a glorified cock blocker that thinks he has to protect women from one man that he has decided to hate.
Psychicspy Matchmaker by BaconMastert November 22, 2016

Apex matchmaking 

Something so fucking unbelievably unbalanced and unfair you wonder how it ever existed/happened in the first place or how it was ever created
Guy one: “Did you hear josh got mugged and beat up by 200 people his sleep?”

Guy two: “Wow that’s some ‘Apex matchmaking’ right there”
Apex matchmaking by Maris February 22, 2021

Moochmaker 

A person who turns other people into mooches. Most likely a push over, this person will probably have some amount of wealth or be rich enough to afford other people bum or mooch off of them. Because this person doesn't mind being mooched off of, the people who go to them for help will likely create a recurring pattern of going to this person, in the end becoming permanent mooches thereby making the person being mooched off of a moochmaker.
Daniel is such a moochmaker for letting people borrow money from him all the time.

mooch maker
Moochmaker by Moochmaker July 30, 2010
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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