4 definitions by ieatboyslol
Girl 1: He destroyed my bootyhole girl
Girl 2: DAMN!! Gworl that's some fistruction. Bitch I told you not to let him fist you.
Girl 1: Shut up cause didn't you post a video on pornhub of you riding the tailpipe of a car while the car was running!?
Girl 2: DAMN!! Gworl that's some fistruction. Bitch I told you not to let him fist you.
Girl 1: Shut up cause didn't you post a video on pornhub of you riding the tailpipe of a car while the car was running!?
by ieatboyslol October 11, 2023
A man with a micro penis urinating into a pot then boiling his urine for 30 minutes to an hour and letting it cool for 10 minutes before using a syringe to inject his urine back into his urethra and then shoving his micro penis up a woman's urethra and fucking her urethra until he cums and urinates at the same time.
Guy 1: Bro I was with this bad bitch last night and she let me give her a Urethral Cambridge Cumming
Guy 2: Bro does that mean you have a micro penis?
Guy 2: Bro does that mean you have a micro penis?
by ieatboyslol October 2, 2023
Cumstantial Evidence (more commonly known as a Paternity test) is a test taken to prove that a particular man is the father of a child.
Supposed baby mama: You are the baby daddy Brian
Brian: Nah uh Anita
Murrey: Well we will take a look at some Cumstantial Evidence that will prove of disprove that Brian Mathews is the father of 3 month JubavalubbagalubaQuaviousJamallyBally Mathews.
Brian: Nah uh Anita
Murrey: Well we will take a look at some Cumstantial Evidence that will prove of disprove that Brian Mathews is the father of 3 month JubavalubbagalubaQuaviousJamallyBally Mathews.
by ieatboyslol October 11, 2023
Girl 1: So how did you guys did meet?
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
by ieatboyslol October 11, 2023