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Matawai is a handsome man who is very kind, loyal, sporty and a wonderful friend to have that you never want to loose. He is a gun in the sack and will make his special girl very happy slipping the slug in. He is a gentleman and will treat and spoil you to bits. If you ever met matawai make sure to be nice and kind so he will always remember you love and kindness.
matawai by Lifeheaven July 11, 2019
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matawan ceiling hobos 

These people have been here long before all the normies they were responsible for the creation of matawan and the matawan Aberdeen middle school all u matawan needs should thank them because they are responsible for the shitty state yall live in
Danm bro I threw a whole band worth of money at the matawan Aberdeen middle school ceiling thanking the matawan ceiling hobos (that everyone knows lives up there)
matawan ceiling hobos by I know sll December 21, 2021
Place in central New Jersey that has residents of various types (whites, italians, blacks, puertoricans, jews, asians,and many illegal mexicans. Some people claim its a boring town, but theres actually some places to hang out. The school system is whatever you make it out to be, but overall it sucks. Matawan Regional High School (MRHS) prides itself on its superior sports teams. The town is a breeding place for upcoming skaters, football players, and baseball players.
1st Dude: Matawan sucks. theres nothing to do!
2nd Dude: You dumbass, you probably never leave the house and do anything. Matawan has things to offer, skating sites, bball courts, and strathmore! How about being thankful for what your town has, you ass?!
matawan by t-hawkskaterofnj December 10, 2006
pronounced Ma'ts-why
Setswana/Sotho/Sepedi word “salts” meaning being sexually frustrated
winter is almost here and im going to be having matswai
Matakai is a pretty chill dude. Unfortunately, not so much in bed. He’s pretty obsessive over his girlfriends, and can be abusive to the people around him. Matakai is super fit with an eight pack and biceps for days, which make up for his not so forgiving attitude. Over all Matakai is pretty neat. #gangbang
Hey Matakai.
Matakai by BIG Dong 12” June 30, 2019
A town in NJ , Sports are very important . Nice High school with nice kids to chill with . This town iz whats really good
yo dem matawan huskies is whats up
Matawan by DATMATAWANKIDD August 27, 2007

matawakka 

Having sex whilst trying to keep a camenbert cheese on your head! Can be played competitively!
Was up for a challenge a gave matawakka a go! A good laugh!
matawakka by turkeyboy121 January 11, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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