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Matakai is a pretty chill dude. Unfortunately, not so much in bed. He’s pretty obsessive over his girlfriends, and can be abusive to the people around him. Matakai is super fit with an eight pack and biceps for days, which make up for his not so forgiving attitude. Over all Matakai is pretty neat. #gangbang
Hey Matakai.
Matakai by BIG Dong 12” June 30, 2019
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a cool friend who is the deviL??? ahhhh HES IN THE HOUSE THE DEVIL IS IN MY HOSUE
HELP IM BEING MURDERED
MATAKAI: MIAHAHAHAH
matakai by birch face June 30, 2019
cool PERSON BUT IS ALSO GOD/DEVIL. RUN RUN RUN DASHI RUN RUN RUN he is also bat nocturnal creature hehehehehejdkm cool kid too cool cat
who's that guy? is he the devil?
yes RUN NOW ASJ2EFIJ00JEROFRI;OJEWO;I I'M BEING KILLED EOIFJHFE
Matakai: I'M GOING TO EAT YOU
matakai by birch face June 30, 2019
Malakai is a very handsome and gorgeous man. He is very kind and generous with a very good talent for sport.
I dare u ask out the hottest person in school, Malakai
Malakai by turtlelikecat November 8, 2014

Dirty Malakai 

Well Malakai is a lightskin, sexy asf, but doesn’t know how to choose the right girl. Also he DOES NOT have hoes, girls just like him.
Yo it’s Dirty Malakai with his sexy ass!
Dirty Malakai by mal brownymjkd April 16, 2020
Malakai a short kid with amazing hair with a lot of friends and a huge dick I mean huge 6in+ malakai has a lot of friends who love him and he’s always dating someone
Malakai is so hot
Malakai by Dhduf March 6, 2019
A Gorgeous and handsome fella! Very fun and energetic
On seeing a very good looking guy oooo there goes aMalakai
Malakai by lilicedgems February 3, 2010
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