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malawa means bitch or prostitute in swahili
that girl is such malawa
malawa by shanz0777 October 4, 2010
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Malawi Gold 

Best weed grown in Africa. Comes from the Mzuzu region in the northern part of Malawi. It was no 1 weed in Amsterdam for years because it is just so good and 100% natural. Nowadays it is hard to get your hands on and it is very expensive. I was so lucky to have been in the Mzuzu region for a year by coincidence. This weed makes anyone an addict, not by choice.
"Lets get a cob(a lumb of malawi gold the size of a maize cob wrapped in maize leafs=African style) of Gold rippin chap." "I wish I could bring some Gold back to Europe."
Malawi Gold by jerry January 26, 2004

Malawach 

The word malawach is used in the movie "The Dictator" and it means sexual organ, as Aladeen describes his penis as well as Zoey's vagina with the word malawach.
Zoey: You need to touch yourself.
Aladeen: I don't touch myself, do you touch yourself?
Zoey: I think mostly healthy people do, yes
Aladeen: Argh, you touch your own malawach ehrrr, disgusting errhh *spits* ehhhhrrrrrr.
Malawach by mullefs27 March 14, 2017
a malawa is a girl that choses the wrong kind of man fequently when there are better choices that are not considered. these choices are usually not considered because the girl loves challenges and refuses to give up on a lost cause. this will lead to pain and suffering if she choses not to look at those closest to her. cause a malawa always has the correct choice closer to her than she realizes
did you see him cheating and she is still seeing him that girl is such a fat malawa.
malawa by blindness is a religion December 22, 2009
Malakai is a very handsome and gorgeous man. He is very kind and generous with a very good talent for sport.
I dare u ask out the hottest person in school, Malakai
Malakai by turtlelikecat November 8, 2014

Dirty Malakai 

Well Malakai is a lightskin, sexy asf, but doesn’t know how to choose the right girl. Also he DOES NOT have hoes, girls just like him.
Yo it’s Dirty Malakai with his sexy ass!
Dirty Malakai by mal brownymjkd April 16, 2020
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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