matawan

Place in central New Jersey that has residents of various types (whites, italians, blacks, puertoricans, jews, asians,and many illegal mexicans. Some people claim its a boring town, but theres actually some places to hang out. The school system is whatever you make it out to be, but overall it sucks. Matawan Regional High School (MRHS) prides itself on its superior sports teams. The town is a breeding place for upcoming skaters, football players, and baseball players.

1st Dude: Matawan sucks. theres nothing to do!
2nd Dude: You dumbass, you probably never leave the house and do anything. Matawan has things to offer, skating sites, bball courts, and strathmore! How about being thankful for what your town has, you ass?!

matawan by t-hawkskaterofnj December 10, 2006

Matawan

A town in NJ , Sports are very important . Nice High school with nice kids to chill with . This town iz whats really good

yo dem matawan huskies is whats up

Matawan by DATMATAWANKIDD August 27, 2007

Matawan

Tiny little town in central NJ where there's a absolutely nothing to do anymore. Most kids from Matawan go to other towns to have a good time nowadays. Also, it has an entire school district where for 12 years you will learn nothing whatsoever (and only students/ former students of that school system can say that). All in all it's a pretty quiet town.

1st Dude: I live in Matawan.
2nd Dude: Is that in America?

Matawan by Buckner November 9, 2006

matawan ceiling hobos 

These people have been here long before all the normies they were responsible for the creation of matawan and the matawan Aberdeen middle school all u matawan needs should thank them because they are responsible for the shitty state yall live in

Danm bro I threw a whole band worth of money at the matawan Aberdeen middle school ceiling thanking the matawan ceiling hobos (that everyone knows lives up there)

matawan ceiling hobos by I know sll December 21, 2021

Matawan Regional High School

where champions in all high school sports are bred!
Football, Soccer, Baseball, Softball.

Matawan Regional High School has just tied Keyport, Brick and Asbury Park for 3rd all time in the Shore Conference with it's 6th overall state sectional title!

Matawan Regional High School by Chica777 December 3, 2011

matawan aberdeen middle school 

filled with lots of hoes. all of the boys think they are so cool, especially when the white boys throw up gang signs. most of the teachers are nice, but some of them are just witches. we have a few soundcloud/ youtube rappers that think their the shit. the food is okay but i honestly only ate the pizza. there is always at least 50 fights a year, in school and out of school.

matawan aberdeen middle school kids suck.

matawan aberdeen middle school by saveyourselffromhell September 21, 2019

matawan regional high school

filled with crackheads called rich and sluts called....rich/....cruz is a slut.....and thinks he fucked me.....HAHA....DIRTY SANCHEZ!!...i mean wat....oh and also.... home of the finest looking HATS in the world.... that do not belong to rich...cuz he is dirty whore who likes snapple.. KTHANKXBYE

rich has a nice white hat on in matawan regional high school...but its ugly cuz he is a whore smuggling crack coccaine loving track runner who NEVER gets to race..cuz he is AWLAYS hurting his knee and tested for steroids...STAY OOFF THE JUICE SANCHEZ.... colombia asks u for a stash of coke ..giggdy gigdy giggdy OH

matawan regional high school by Say WHAT... Mr CRuz July 16, 2008