masturboofing

When one decides to pleasure themselves but they are also talking to someone over text at the same time without their knowledge of the action they are performing.

He is so weird, last night I heard that he was masturboofing with some girl and she didn't find out until today

by Booflord December 08, 2020

Boofnut

When a man is pleasuring himself while watching porn, but accidentally cums right when it cuts to a scene of the man's asshole.

"Bro last night I boofnutted and I never want to watch porn again."

by Booflord December 08, 2020

Constibooftion

The set of rules that all boofmeisters must abide by.

I was recently reading the constibooftion in order to gain knowledge on my rights as a boofmeister

by Booflord December 08, 2020

Boofchute

The name for someone's mouth when they consistently lie. A comparison between a mouth and an asshole.

"I know that didn't happen, you're lying out of your boofchute."

by Booflord December 08, 2020

Boofcake

When one shits their pants and accidentally sits down afterward

Damn that's one serious boofcake you've got!

by Booflord December 08, 2020