masturplace

The space or general vicinity in which one masturbates.

Timothy ordered a new massage chair from bed bath and beyond, it will probably become his new masturplace!

masturplace by John Snier October 6, 2010

masturbaceous 

A female worthy of adding to one's spank bank.

That bitch is so maturbaceous.

masturbaceous by netteach March 14, 2003

MastuRPate

When somebody roleplays (RPs) with themselves in an online game, chat room, etc. May or may not involve alternate accounts.

Bob: Did you see Steve earlier? He was logged onto two of his accounts mastuRPating.

Josh: That's sad, man. He should make some friends so he doesn't have to mastuRPate.

MastuRPate by Mimi/Talset August 14, 2012

masturpacing 

The act of pacing the room while masturbating, often characterized by bumping into furniture the closer you get to climax. Usually done late at night by insomniacs and results in a high amount of random bruising.

"Every night at like 3am we can hear his floorboards squeaking as he walks around. He must be masturpacing."

masturpacing by MsMufffin November 12, 2011

masturplate 

The process of making thoughts of great importance whilst masturbating.

I find solutions to most of my problems when I masturplate.

masturplate by Assaj February 19, 2011

Masturglacien 

When masturbating, it takes forever to reach an orgasm.

Man ever since I started these seratonin reuptake inhibitors, I've suffered from some serious masturglacien.

Masturglacien by Dr. Lovingham March 14, 2009

Masturblacktion 

The process of muting a Rebecca Black YouTube video to be able to masturbate to it.

Father: "Son, I feel like we need to talk about something..." Son: "Dad I saw you doing some masturblacktion last night."
Father: "Don't tell your mother."

Masturblacktion by Mr. Word Knower July 22, 2011