Masturliker

A person who performs self gratification in a public forum or on social media by liking their own comments or posts.

John is a masturliker.

by capii12 July 9, 2018

Masturliker

An asshole who strokes his own ego until he busts a nut and keeps talking about himself after you already heard about him from him.

John is such a masturliker, I bet $5,000 he will like my Indian compliment I give him because he will take it seriously, what a moron!

by Solid Mantis July 11, 2018

Masturbaker's dozen

The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.

'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'

by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016

Masturfaker

A guy who claims he doesn't masturbate

"Jimmy says that he doesn't masturbate."
"What a masturfaker!"

by Goddess by nature August 13, 2009

masturbike

masturbike
(v): to stroke one's shaft until semen is ejaculated from the penis. While riding an effing bike. Seriously.

Happens sometimes at Colorado College...

Possibly the most perverted act one could ever commit.

"Did you see that sick pedophile masturbiking while he passed by all of those eight year old children? He just loves to masturbike; it's his favorite pastime."

by bassist9999999 September 3, 2009

Masturlikeing

When you click on the "like" button on your own Facebook status or comment, when nobody else does. Usually when saying something boring, inappropriate or rude. Or just when trying to be funny and suck at it.

John: "I just finished eating my dinner :)" - John likes this
Peter: "brother stop posting shit and masturlikeing it"

or

Susan: "Finally I got my period :D:D" - Susan Likes this
Robert: "You just made half of the boys in school very happy" - 241 people like this

by Hanumanking June 17, 2011

Masturbaker

1. Someone who bakes goods in the form of sexual images/symbols/organs..

2. A person who is exceptionally skilled in the messy, but pleasurable and satisfying art of... baking.

1. Gina is quite the masturbaker, always baking cookies and pies shaped like penises.

2. Gordon Ramsay is an excellent masturbaker.

by SnatchMaster17 September 6, 2013