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masturbearding 

To stroke one's beard with great intensity, almost as if the act is sexually gratifying.
I couldn't concentrate on the professor's lecture because he was masturbearding the whole time.

masturbetting 

the act of betting a friend who can go the longest without masturbating (creaming the carrot)
So, my friend Jerry and I started masturbetting the other day after recalling all the wasted time we spent beating the meat stick.
masturbetting by Gastrogary February 20, 2011

Masturblading 

To the horror of the now scarred onlookers, Steve was caught masturblading in Central Park.

Masturbeating 

To masturbate until it hurts too much to continue doing so, and sometimes too much to do other activities.
Ted: Hey Bob, wanna play Twister?
Bob: Eh.. No I don't think so Ted, I just took a huge masturbeating last night.
Masturbeating by Kiku7 May 5, 2010

Masturbeating 

1. Masturbating to the beat of the music

2. Violently masturbating to the point of pain, or death.
1. Nick was masturbeating to skrillex for 7 hours yesterday! His dick must be beat xD

2. Sean died last night after masturbating for more than 3 days in a row. What a masterbeat!
Masturbeating by panzerdude909 April 19, 2012

Masturbexting 

A one sided Sexting conversation or sexting alone.
1) You might be Masturbexting if you send a sext and get a single word reply like 'No', 'Nope', 'Yup' or simply no reply at all.

2) You might be Masturbexting if you are playing both roles in the sext conversation ie:Replying to sexting messages back to yourself, after the original went unanswered.
Masturbexting by Hartford's Hubby November 1, 2011
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