Masturbirding 

Birds outside a couple's house jerking off by watching and listening to them have sex.

Person 1: Those birds have been so noisy since we started boning!
Person 2: I think they're masturbirding...

Masturbirding by H4XOR13 March 26, 2023

Masturwarding 

To masturbate in school/public places.

Look that kid is masturwarding!

Masturwarding by TheShinRamen December 11, 2012

masturbearding 

To stroke one's beard with great intensity, almost as if the act is sexually gratifying.

I couldn't concentrate on the professor's lecture because he was masturbearding the whole time.

masturbearding by internetsensation May 27, 2009

Masturbinging 

Dedicating a whole day and or weekend to the act of masturbating.

George: "Aye Mike, you wanna chill this weekend?"
Mike: "Naw man, Im gonna have a nice masturbinging this weekend."
George: "Okay man, just dont forget to clean up your mess."

Masturbinging by Rooster Luck December 5, 2010

Masturbitting

The act of masturbating with ones Fitbit arm for the sole purpose of inflating their step count.

While in the midst of a Fitbit challenge a Strip Club Guru had only one chance to catch up. He went on an intense masturbitting sesh in the champagne room and ultimately finished sausage on top. The remnants of the act often resemble a Juanz Trail.

Masturbitting by Ernie_McCracken January 30, 2018

masturbedding

To rub your dick on a bed or other soft surface to give yourself an orgasm. Similar to masturbating

Chris is so sick, he was masturbedding last night at the sleepover

masturbedding by slimjoe321 May 5, 2009

Masturbiting 

The act of eating a food so delicious that it feels as though your mouth is having an orgasm.

Who ate all the brownies in the fridge?

Sorry, I was masturbiting last night.

Masturbiting by faldainofthirst August 20, 2010