masterbationist

one who masterbates in public
Jada is such a masterbationist.
by Bizzoner September 14, 2003
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hot dog flavored water

this refers to the ejaculate from a male weiner dog
Gem's thirst is only quenched when she recieves her hot dog flavored water.
by Bizzoner April 23, 2004
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