Masting
A more simple and descrete term for masturbating, to be used in situations which don't permit one to boldly state the self indulgent activity.
Masting by Joel Durling November 1, 2005
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masting
From the Brittanica:
Masting is the production of many seeds by a plant every two or more years in regional synchrony with other plants of the same species."
Masting is the production of many seeds by a plant every two or more years in regional synchrony with other plants of the same species."
Since seed predators commonly scour the ground for each year’s seed crop, they often consume most of the seeds produced by many different plant species each year, so Masting, or mass seeding, is an effective defense because the seed predators become satiated before all the seeds have been consumed.
masting by blunt rapture April 4, 2021
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Masting • masting hole • Mastingo • half masting • poo masting • spanish masting • whore-masting • mashing • Masking • matting
Masting
One who masts is somebody trying to force an erection via pumping blood into their penis using their mind. This in reference to when somebody is "full mast".
This can help train people (especially those with erectile dysfunction) to be able to gain and sustain a boner.
This can help train people (especially those with erectile dysfunction) to be able to gain and sustain a boner.
Masting by SoyDawgSaw December 13, 2024
Masting
One who masts is somebody trying to force an erection by pumping blood into their penis via using their mind. This is reference when somebody is "full mast".
This excersize can help train a person (especially one with erectile dysfunction) to be able to gain and sustain a boner.
This excersize can help train a person (especially one with erectile dysfunction) to be able to gain and sustain a boner.
Masting by SoyDawgSaw December 13, 2024
masting hole
A hole in which masting/mastering occurs, also known as master hole...note that masting in this definition is the act of ejaculating or engaging in some kind of sexual act. A clever but somewhat obvious term to be used in public to deter strangers from eavesdropping on a sexual/private conversation.
frat boy 1: Dude...Kara was such a freak!!
frat boy 2: How freaky brah?
frat boy 1: She asked me to mast in her masting hole.
frat boy 2: Nice :)
frat boy 2: How freaky brah?
frat boy 1: She asked me to mast in her masting hole.
frat boy 2: Nice :)
masting hole by Dr. Plague October 10, 2013
whore-masting
Short for: "The mastering of whores."
A typical saying of men from the northern midwestern states (ie: Minnesota and Wisonsin), born in the 20's, 30', or 40's.
Used to describe the act of buying sluts drinks with the intention of engaging in sexual relations with them on weekend nights.
A typical saying of men from the northern midwestern states (ie: Minnesota and Wisonsin), born in the 20's, 30', or 40's.
Used to describe the act of buying sluts drinks with the intention of engaging in sexual relations with them on weekend nights.
Grandpa: When I was your age, me & George went whore-masting every night.
Grandson: What's "whore-masting"?
Grandpa: The mastering of whores!
Grandson: Okay.
Grandson: What's "whore-masting"?
Grandpa: The mastering of whores!
Grandson: Okay.
whore-masting by Ryan Guide March 1, 2009
half masting
when your pooping and realize your out of t.p. and have to waddle with your pants around your ankles or knees to go to the hallway closet to get more toilet paper.
half masting by vloky July 1, 2004
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