mastikator
I am the mastikator!
mastikator by Mastikator November 1, 2004
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mastabatorium
mastabatorium by sdkjfgasdeithg May 29, 2007
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massinator
the act of inserting ones fist and forarm into the vaginal cavity from the stand up bowling start position.
massinator by THE Massinator April 21, 2010
Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin)
A wank goblin (correct term: Mastabatory Goblin) is a creature that bites off a teenage boy's penis when he wanks too much.
The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.
Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.
The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.
Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.
Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) :
James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!
Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...
James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!
Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...
Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) by Jamal Gordon-King January 5, 2010
Mastubatorium
An room of varying size completely devoted to sexual self satisfaction. Can be a shrine of many modes of masturbation.
Jesse: "I caught Kevin jerkin off stalefish in my room!"
Axel: "That mother fucker, I told him specifically to use the Mastubatorium!"
Axel: "That mother fucker, I told him specifically to use the Mastubatorium!"
Mastubatorium by AxelPee April 21, 2008
Mastabatorial
The act of being sexy, or in extreme cases of dopeness, so much so its able to masterbate to. jessica alba, jessica biel, meghan fox, are examples of being mastabatorial for sex appeal. an example of being mastabatorial with dopeness is usually only seen in nouns that arent people.
1. BROO did you see transformers?! meghan fox is mastabatorial
2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!
2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!
Mastabatorial by Kevin McCormack January 23, 2008
Mastabatory System
"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"
"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"
"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."
"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"
"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."
Mastabatory System by kingkong1212 April 6, 2009
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