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mastrigator 

Don't fall in that creek dude, there's a mastrigator in there
mastrigator by D Flawless August 20, 2020
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mastrigator 

an aligator that wanks a lot
Don't walk through the creek or you might get your cock bit off by a mastrigator
mastrigator by D Flawless November 25, 2021

Mastrubatorium

A room in your home, office or other personal space devoted solely to the act of mastrubating.
what are you doing bro?" "Nothing, sitting in the mastrubatorium wacking it.
Mastrubatorium by crushinskullz 1 February 22, 2011

Mastrigate 

An over inflated judge in a traffic court
Timmy bought a good GPS system to track his speed so the mastrigate couldn't prove he was speeding
Mastrigate by D Flawless December 8, 2019

Masticator 

A south florida based death metal band. Material sounds very similar to that of many death metal bands in the late 1980's through through the 1990's such as Morbid angel, Cannibal Corpse, and deicide. The band chooses to stick to an old school sound, rather than that of many modern metal bands.
did you catch that band "Masticator" ? I havent heard a band play like that since the 90's dude!
Masticator by FLmetal July 7, 2010

mastikator 

It is basicly a longer word for the word Master.
Mastikator
Mas____ter (er-or)
Master-Mastikator
I am the mastikator!
mastikator by Mastikator November 1, 2004

Masticator 

One who rubs their elbow until they ejaculate.

Should be used to represent someones name.
Hey man, that guy over there is such a masticator.

I AM THE MASTICATOR.
Masticator by RainbowBunchie April 7, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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