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mastrigator 

Don't walk through the creek or you might get your cock bit off by a mastrigator
mastrigator by D Flawless November 25, 2021

Mastrubatorium

A room in your home, office or other personal space devoted solely to the act of mastrubating.
what are you doing bro?" "Nothing, sitting in the mastrubatorium wacking it.
Mastrubatorium by crushinskullz 1 February 22, 2011

Mastrigate 

An over inflated judge in a traffic court
Timmy bought a good GPS system to track his speed so the mastrigate couldn't prove he was speeding
Mastrigate by D Flawless December 8, 2019

Masticator 

A south florida based death metal band. Material sounds very similar to that of many death metal bands in the late 1980's through through the 1990's such as Morbid angel, Cannibal Corpse, and deicide. The band chooses to stick to an old school sound, rather than that of many modern metal bands.
did you catch that band "Masticator" ? I havent heard a band play like that since the 90's dude!
Masticator by FLmetal July 7, 2010

mastikator 

It is basicly a longer word for the word Master.
Mastikator
Mas____ter (er-or)
Master-Mastikator
I am the mastikator!
mastikator by Mastikator November 1, 2004

Masticator 

One who rubs their elbow until they ejaculate.

Should be used to represent someones name.
Hey man, that guy over there is such a masticator.

I AM THE MASTICATOR.
Masticator by RainbowBunchie April 7, 2011
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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