masticulating 

Juicing the herring, slinging the sausage, porking the swine

Moose likes to juice his herring in front of Joe. Joe, 31, was like "WTF MAN!? STOP YOUR MASTICULATING!"

masticulating by DylanakabirdmanPrrrrrrr September 27, 2006

masticating 

The act of chewing. Not to be confused with masturbating

I can't talk right now, I'm too busy masticating this meat.

masticating by Stew September 17, 2004

Masticating 

To chew something. Like steak. Not to be confused with masturbating

"I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide."
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"

Masticating by My Immortal Reader July 11, 2012

masticating 

chewing. can also be a joke when u ask someone if they masticate

its so annoying when she is masticating

masticating by phantom negromante May 29, 2019

masticating 

It sounds like masturbating, but it actually means chewing.

Bob: Dude, I caught John masticating yesterday!
Will: Ewwww!
Bob: What, you got a problem with chewing?!?!?

masticating by MasticatingMaster February 7, 2017

Masculating 

Masculating, (mass-cue-lating)

The act of strutting one's stuff online.

An overt display of masculinity generally performed by males to attract females in a chat room.

Very simular to apes beating on their chest to display their Might and draw attention to themselves, but generally done in text.

An online form of male masturbation.

"if he doesn't quit masculating himself, we're going to have to get our boots on, it's getting pretty deep"
"Oh yeah, I can run faster then that!"
"I have the fastest car"
"I can kick his ass"
"I can have sex all night without stopping"
"yes ma 'am, when it comes to size down there, I've made pony's blush" and so on..

Masculating by DjDave71 March 4, 2008

meticulating 

Meticulating describes any OCD or perfectionistic action that often results in an avoidable inconvenience for others

Harold took so much time meticulating his parking job, that the store closed by the time he finished.

meticulating by LamonteCristo August 21, 2016