Masculating, (mass-cue-lating)
The act of strutting one's stuff online.
An overt display of masculinity generally performed by males to attract females in a chat room.
Very simular to apes beating on their chest to display their Might and draw attention to themselves, but generally done in text.
An online form of male masturbation.
The act of strutting one's stuff online.
An overt display of masculinity generally performed by males to attract females in a chat room.
Very simular to apes beating on their chest to display their Might and draw attention to themselves, but generally done in text.
An online form of male masturbation.
"if he doesn't quit masculating himself, we're going to have to get our boots on, it's getting pretty deep"
"Oh yeah, I can run faster then that!"
"I have the fastest car"
"I can kick his ass"
"I can have sex all night without stopping"
"yes ma 'am, when it comes to size down there, I've made pony's blush" and so on..
"Oh yeah, I can run faster then that!"
"I have the fastest car"
"I can kick his ass"
"I can have sex all night without stopping"
"yes ma 'am, when it comes to size down there, I've made pony's blush" and so on..
by DjDave71 March 4, 2008
Get the Masculating mug.1. The act of treating everyone you interact with on the internet is a male.
2. Assuming that everyone on the internet is male.
2. Assuming that everyone on the internet is male.
E-masculating has kept me from accidentally agreeing to hook up with strangers from the internet as they are probably all guys.
by Telemonian May 30, 2018
Get the e-masculating mug.Guy: I don't have any spandex or silk masculingerie, but I do have a pair of boxers with Stewie's face on them.
Girl: *drops her pants*
Girl: *drops her pants*
by AdmiralPercy July 14, 2016
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Me: not that great, I ended up majaculating on my mom when she barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks
Me: not that great, I ended up majaculating on my mom when she barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks
by Dubiks December 23, 2018
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Get the mansculpting mug.John: “Wow! Look at Keith lift those chairs with nothing but one arm!”
Fred: “John you numbskull! Those chairs are each five pounds! He’s just masculofting!”
Fred: “John you numbskull! Those chairs are each five pounds! He’s just masculofting!”
by RichardLong6969 July 11, 2023
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