mastersesh

the ultimate uninterruptable masturbation session

i locked the door, turned off the lights and threw on some quality internet porn. not even julius would be able to interrupt this mastersesh.

mastersesh? masterbest!

by yourname.001 March 5, 2011

masterbesober

Being sober from masterbation.

Guy 1: Hey stop checking out every chic that passes by

Guy 2: Give me a break. I've been masterbesober for days

by master son April 28, 2011

Masterschlong

A device like no other. Easily identified by it's considerable length and breathtaking girth. Either seen as either a reward or punishment depending on the orientation and tastes of the recipient.

1. Excellent work Steve, that'll definitely earn you the Masterschlong in the office next week.

2. You're such a cunt, when we get home you're gonna get Masterschlonged.

by The masterschlong August 20, 2013

Masteress

The female form of a master.

"Thank YOU spaghetti masteress!"

by Joan-Marie October 3, 2008

Master Sesh

When a person or group of people smoke(s) a massive amount of marijuana in one sitting.

Stoner 1: "Homie, my friend and I had a master sesh last night. We smoked a quad between the two of us."

by JDRstoned August 17, 2009

mastercest

if you from the past or future were to come to the present time period through time travel and fucked yourself.

omg! did you hear how kennedy did mastercest! never heard of anyone doing that before!

by guccigal12345 November 28, 2018

Mastereth

A man whomst makes videos on the internet, often helping out other creators. Very long sentences.

Mastereth cannot make convincing monkey sounds.

by GabeTYJ December 20, 2019