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Masterbathon
a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again
Masterbathon by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004
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Mastercheese
To run over/hit a member of the opposite sex with an automobile in hopes of gaining attention, and possibly a date from them.
Mastercheese by strife777 December 8, 2005
mastered
Mastered is a term used in the music and audio industries. It is usually a song that is in or at its final stage before mass production or sells.
A mastered song is a single stereo track that has been finalized by a mastering engineer who uses his skills, technique and gear to bring the life out of a mix. Fatten it up, making it full and thick at the same time bringing out certain parts in the mix. example - vocals.
A mastered song is a single stereo track that has been finalized by a mastering engineer who uses his skills, technique and gear to bring the life out of a mix. Fatten it up, making it full and thick at the same time bringing out certain parts in the mix. example - vocals.
Masterschlong
A device like no other. Easily identified by it's considerable length and breathtaking girth. Either seen as either a reward or punishment depending on the orientation and tastes of the recipient.
1. Excellent work Steve, that'll definitely earn you the Masterschlong in the office next week.
2. You're such a cunt, when we get home you're gonna get Masterschlonged.
2. You're such a cunt, when we get home you're gonna get Masterschlonged.
Masterschlong by The masterschlong August 20, 2013
Masteress
Masteress by Joan-Marie October 3, 2008
masterchain
A masterchain is four or more men fucking in a chain. The leader is known as the choochoo and the guy at the end is known as the coal cart
Erez, James, Ranman and Eirik were perticipating in a brutal masterchain. Erez was the coal cart and Eirik was the choochoo
masterchain by Fernandes April 16, 2004
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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