Masterest 

The spanish translation of Mosterest, 'mosterest' being the ultimate response in a 'i love you more' war.

Example:

Arelys: 'I love you'
Chris: 'I love you more'
Arelys: 'I love you most'
Chris: ' Te amo masterest'

taken from the adaptation of 'mas' ( spanish for most ) and mosterest

used in english / spanglish most commonly, though also used in spanish conversation

Masterest by TotallyNotSabbath November 28, 2010

Masterbathon 

a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again

Mike: "Damn jimmy has been out of school all week"
Steve: "I konw he must be having a masterbathon"

Masterbathon by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004

Masterbeast 

To masterbeast is:

1) To play alone in a multiplayer game by yourself because your friends don't want to play with you.

or

2) To be a badass when the rest of your team is down and out.

1) Yesterday I was masterbeasting because you guys didn't want to play with me.

2) Damn all you fools suck, I had to masterbeast for us to get through the last round.

Masterbeast by THE ON3 November 2, 2011

Management Masterbation 

When Management does something purely for their gratification that will produce nothing.

Team building exersizes, employee surveys are just a few examples of management masterbation.

Management Masterbation by jayray59 May 6, 2010

masterbatorium 

A confined space used for masterbation. A masterbatorium will sometimes have pictures of naked bodies hanging on the walls for visual stimulation. Those little rooms in the porn store that you stick quarters in, those are masterbatoriums. A masterbatorium will generally smell of lotion or crusted semen. You get a feeling of filth when you walk into a masterbatorium.

The guy who lived below me had his room completely wallpapered with centerfolds of Playboy Playmates, this was obviosly a masterbatorium.

masterbatorium by Russ Buss April 8, 2006

mosteresteresterest 

more than the most, moster, mostest, mosterest, mosterester, and mosteresterest. the uber uber kill of ANY arguments. :D

i love you mmosteresteresterest

mosteresteresterest by SchatziMD March 19, 2011

masterbate 

To masturbate like a master

I masterbated really well yesterday.

masterbate by ‮ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 12, 2022