Mastermash

Mastermash is a euphoric disk jocky with passion beyond comprehension and energy that excels beyond many other musicians.

Hes one bad ass dude that will reach the top and change the views and concepts of the world within one lifetime.

"Mastermash played the best set of the night"

Mastermash by Joshua MashMash December 18, 2016

MasterClashers 

A really fucking fat cunt

MasterClashers, more like I ate a massive burger just now could you give me my french fries cause I'm still hungry

MasterClashers by I like cutting myself August 27, 2020

Masterman 

Masterman: A man who exudes mastery and integrity because he has self-discipline, confidence, clarity of purpose on a daily basis, and strategic direction of his life. Women are extremely attracted to a masterman (think Rockstar), young boys clamor to be lead by a masterman, and peers seek the counsel of a masterman often in the context of a mastermind group.
A masterman has mastered the art of initiative and positively contributes and participates in the lives of others.
A masterman is a success in all aspects of his life.

Young Boy (to friend): "I want to be just like that masterman when I group up!"

Sexy Babe (lustful thought): "I want to make babies with that masterman!"

Rich Dude (on phone): "Hey, your solution helped me close a mega-deal, thanks! You da masterman!"

Masterman by Love Linguist April 18, 2009

Masterbassion 

(n.);masterbassing-(v.) pronounced: Mast-er-bash-un
The stimulation of ones own bass guitar, especially slapping, which results in immediate pleasure and self-gratification. Depending on the length and intensity of masterbassion, pain and/or blisters may develop.

Idle hands lead to masterbassion.

Masterbassion by Glason j Laausser March 26, 2010

Masterbathon 

a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again

Mike: "Damn jimmy has been out of school all week"
Steve: "I konw he must be having a masterbathon"

Masterbathon by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004

masterbask 

When no one will give you the gratification of a job well done, you are forced to masterbask in your own accomplishment.

No one would give me the credit I deserved for a great project at work, so I was forced to shut the door to my office and masterbask.

I had just finished painting the bathroom and showed my wife, she said "fine" but you have more work to do. I needed to masterbask in my accomplishment. Then I felt better.

masterbask by rpcgal October 12, 2010

Masterbaster 

Someone who is really good at using a turkey baster

Give me that turkey baster

Here, woah bro your a masterbaster

Masterbaster by CodeBlueCodeBlue November 8, 2019