3 definitions by Amawee21

Sporking

When the closeness of spooning in bed turns into fucking.

I was enjoying spooning naked in bed with my boyfriend. But then being so close the spooning led to full on sporking as he entered me from his spooning position.

by Amawee21 October 30, 2017

Spank sabbatical

Taking a time out, a breather from long periods of masterbating.

My friends boyfriend is on a spank sabbatical, because he was waxing his own carrot too much, and became desinsitized , no longer able to perform intercourse with his girlfriend.

by Amawee21 May 6, 2016

Mastercating

Simultaneously chewing, eating food and giving yourself "self love" masturbating.

I walked in to see my boyfriend mastercating while drinking a slurpee and eating nachos. He is a multi tasker!!

by Amawee21 May 5, 2016