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a person who discriminates people because of weight.
Some people think the idea of fat people having to pay more for a plane ticket is massist.
massist by julia3230632 September 15, 2009

masdisturbing 

To use a truly disturbing image as wank fodder.
I was at my uncle's funeral yesterday and seeing him there lying cold and expressionless in an open casket brought a tear to my eye. Granted the tear was the end product of some vigorous masdisturbing but that's beside the point. I have to say that it was nice of the Priest to let me finish up before starting the service, although watching him deliver the sermon with my tadpoles still hanging from his gnashers was slightly off-putting.

Mansistance 

A single girl soliciting and receiving assistance from a male (friend, neighbor, or spouse of a friend) to complete a a task that a capable girl attempted but was unsuccessful in completing. The task is likely to involve any or all of the following: an applicance or fixture, a car, electricity, a drill, an allen wrench, a ladder.
Hey, Mary, can you send Hank over ASAP for some Mansistance. Some thing is not right - I have pieces left over after I put my IKEA furniture together.
Mansistance by GalaGirlNC September 8, 2011

Mansistance 

A single girl soliciting and receiving assistance from a male (friend, neighbor, or spouse of a friend) to complete a task that a capable girl attempted but was unsuccessful in completing. The task is likely to involve any or all of the following: an appliance or fixture, a car, electricity, a drill, an allen wrench, a ladder, or a heavy object. Or maybe just one of those things a girl ought not have to do for herself!
Hey, Mary, can you send Hank over ASAP for some Mansistance. Some thing is not right - I have pieces left over after putting my IKEA furniture together.
Mansistance by GalaGirlNC September 8, 2011
the act of being obese, yet doing nothing about it and then taking the easy way out by going through liposuction treatment.

Also, the act of taking complete control of internet access, and using it to your own advantage to play World of Warcraft all day at your job.
Bryan Moss, LSA IT TECH ADMINISTRATOR and well known Mossist.

Bryan Moss, former liposuction patient who is a Mossist.
Mossist by Vinwards January 20, 2011

massissi 

it's haitian for gay
homo passes by....

joe-fuckin massissi !!!

john-ou ni pou briler moun yo!!!
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