An oppressive person or dictator who forces, badgers, cajoles, or coerces other people to attend Catholic Mass.
Weekend houseguests at my father in-law's home realize early Sunday morning that he is a raging Mascist.
Not content to attend church alone, Robert resorts to his old Mascist tendencies.
My boss is such a Mascist that he always tells me on Friday that he looks forward to seeing me at the early service on Sunday.
Not content to attend church alone, Robert resorts to his old Mascist tendencies.
My boss is such a Mascist that he always tells me on Friday that he looks forward to seeing me at the early service on Sunday.
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I was at my uncle's funeral yesterday and seeing him there lying cold and expressionless in an open casket brought a tear to my eye. Granted the tear was the end product of some vigorous masdisturbing but that's beside the point. I have to say that it was nice of the Priest to let me finish up before starting the service, although watching him deliver the sermon with my tadpoles still hanging from his gnashers was slightly off-putting.
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by jerjemy July 4, 2006
Get the J Mascis mug.Masistrain, from Masi(the first known infected person) and strain(a variant or subtype of a virus or bacterium). Masistrain, while similar to gonasyphaherpalaids, varies in that the originating host is known and no HIV has been detected. The Masistrain includes a rare combination of the sexually transmitted diseases; Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and Herpes, as well as being pussy whipped. Known cures and prevention: Stop fucking random skanks without rubbers, antibiotics, antivirulents, and fist pumping to shitty music.
by Jon Wu May 12, 2008
Get the Masistrain mug.Related to the term Fascist, a Macist purchases and displays their Apple products with an air of superiority to others around them. Macists don't realize how blindly they buy into corporate ideology. Macists internalize the advertised aesthetic of progress and happiness and ignore others around them.
Always a serious Macist, Julie bought the new iPod. She also bought the newest soft case to cover it. Once home, Julie used it listen to Dave Matthews while operating her iGasChamber--part of the iGenocide kit.
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