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Maskist
A individual that refuses to wear a mask to help protect their fellow men and women from them unknowingly spreading a virus that could harm them. (Like a Racist, but against Masks)
Dammit Karen, Are you a Maskist ? Your roomate just got over the Corona Virus 3 days ago, and your putting on lipstick for Happy Hour like you have not been exposed!
Maskist by betterdick May 19, 2020
Maskstapo
The brownshirts of the covid-19 pandemic and usually severely infected with little hitler syndrome. Not only do they aggressively and condescendingly enforce compliance with mask mandates (even against their neighbors), but ensure that others are wearing an approved mask and that it is worn they way they want. Some are also known to use their contacts, or position in the media to make anti maskers look like the followers of Satan (even though they are not) and if all that wasn't bad enough they want everyone to wear masks forever and throw a tantrum everytime someone proposes lifting any mask mandate.
Is also a slightly less cutting way of calling someone a mask nazi
Is also a slightly less cutting way of calling someone a mask nazi
Bill got scolded by a local maskstapo agent, when his mask briefly wasn't covering his nose...
Maskstapo agent Karen was found to be publically seig heiling a face mask. Much to the disgust of those around her.
Felix was blocked from going into McDonalds, because the maskstapo guarding the door didn't approve of his mask.
Maskstapo agent Karen was found to be publically seig heiling a face mask. Much to the disgust of those around her.
Felix was blocked from going into McDonalds, because the maskstapo guarding the door didn't approve of his mask.
Maskstapo by Spuench Boeb March 6, 2021
Maskstapo
Karens who go around yelling at others to put masks on, even though masks on the healthy do nothing to prevent the spread of COVID-19.
Apparently, the NE Journal of Medicine “doesn’t understand science” as much as your next door neighbor, posting on Facebook. Stayed tuned to YTOM, as we will be discussing the Maskstapo and why this is all a bunch of nonsense virtue signaling. It
Maskstapo by Mike Del Sol July 30, 2020
maskite
A person who seems to be attractive with their mask on, but when they lower their mask, you realize they are actually quite unattractive. Derived from "Meiskeit," a Yiddish word for ugly person.
masdisturbing
I was at my uncle's funeral yesterday and seeing him there lying cold and expressionless in an open casket brought a tear to my eye. Granted the tear was the end product of some vigorous masdisturbing but that's beside the point. I have to say that it was nice of the Priest to let me finish up before starting the service, although watching him deliver the sermon with my tadpoles still hanging from his gnashers was slightly off-putting.
masdisturbing by Anonymous submissions February 9, 2017
Masistrain
Masistrain, from Masi(the first known infected person) and strain(a variant or subtype of a virus or bacterium). Masistrain, while similar to gonasyphaherpalaids, varies in that the originating host is known and no HIV has been detected. The Masistrain includes a rare combination of the sexually transmitted diseases; Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and Herpes, as well as being pussy whipped. Known cures and prevention: Stop fucking random skanks without rubbers, antibiotics, antivirulents, and fist pumping to shitty music.
Masistrain by Jon Wu May 12, 2008
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