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A person who believes that despite any contrary evidence that wearing a shield over one’s face will prevent the spread or contraction of any and all airborne ilnesses
A person driving alone in a car wearing a mask is clearly a maskist.
Maskist by Ofashea November 9, 2021
Words you can keep
A individual that refuses to wear a mask to help protect their fellow men and women from them unknowingly spreading a virus that could harm them. (Like a Racist, but against Masks)
Dammit Karen, Are you a Maskist ? Your roomate just got over the Corona Virus 3 days ago, and your putting on lipstick for Happy Hour like you have not been exposed!
Maskist by betterdick May 19, 2020
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Maskstapo 

The brownshirts of the covid-19 pandemic and usually severely infected with little hitler syndrome. Not only do they aggressively and condescendingly enforce compliance with mask mandates (even against their neighbors), but ensure that others are wearing an approved mask and that it is worn they way they want. Some are also known to use their contacts, or position in the media to make anti maskers look like the followers of Satan (even though they are not) and if all that wasn't bad enough they want everyone to wear masks forever and throw a tantrum everytime someone proposes lifting any mask mandate.

Is also a slightly less cutting way of calling someone a mask nazi
Bill got scolded by a local maskstapo agent, when his mask briefly wasn't covering his nose...

Maskstapo agent Karen was found to be publically seig heiling a face mask. Much to the disgust of those around her.

Felix was blocked from going into McDonalds, because the maskstapo guarding the door didn't approve of his mask.
Maskstapo by Spuench Boeb March 6, 2021

Maskstapo 

Karens who go around yelling at others to put masks on, even though masks on the healthy do nothing to prevent the spread of COVID-19.
Apparently, the NE Journal of Medicine “doesn’t understand science” as much as your next door neighbor, posting on Facebook. Stayed tuned to YTOM, as we will be discussing the Maskstapo and why this is all a bunch of nonsense virtue signaling. It
Maskstapo by Mike Del Sol July 30, 2020
A person who seems to be attractive with their mask on, but when they lower their mask, you realize they are actually quite unattractive. Derived from "Meiskeit," a Yiddish word for ugly person.
That chick looked so hot, but as soon as she pulled down her mask I realized she was a hideous maskite!
maskite by nicetea May 3, 2021

masdisturbing 

To use a truly disturbing image as wank fodder.
I was at my uncle's funeral yesterday and seeing him there lying cold and expressionless in an open casket brought a tear to my eye. Granted the tear was the end product of some vigorous masdisturbing but that's beside the point. I have to say that it was nice of the Priest to let me finish up before starting the service, although watching him deliver the sermon with my tadpoles still hanging from his gnashers was slightly off-putting.

Masistrain 

Masistrain, from Masi(the first known infected person) and strain(a variant or subtype of a virus or bacterium). Masistrain, while similar to gonasyphaherpalaids, varies in that the originating host is known and no HIV has been detected. The Masistrain includes a rare combination of the sexually transmitted diseases; Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and Herpes, as well as being pussy whipped. Known cures and prevention: Stop fucking random skanks without rubbers, antibiotics, antivirulents, and fist pumping to shitty music.
Yo man, hes got the Masistrain. That chick he's with is off limits now.
Masistrain by Jon Wu May 12, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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