Masseh

Translated in Arabic as "The Chosen One" or "Christ", Masseh is a well-mannered, intelligent and incredibly good-looking human whom everyone aspires to be. He attracts an abundance of beautiful girls due to the likely fact that he is packing a 10-inch Middle Eastern machine, but continues to stay humble given his strong moral values and possession of such overwhelming dignity and self-respect. If you know a Masseh, then you more than likely have a poster of him hanging on your wall, and he has probably slept with your crush too.

"Look at that guys dick print, it must be about 15-inches long. Oh he is such a MASSEH!"

by OptimusHabibi101 June 20, 2020

Paul Massey

A 6ft 9inc unit that if any man came across would absolutely shit them self. He roams the maths corridors destroying anything in his path.He is also a lady's man with the eyes of an angle that anyone women would get lost in and automatically full in love with.His street name is Big Shlong and is the most feared MC in the business.

OH SHIT Paul Massey's coming skidadle

by Lady's Man Sam February 6, 2020

flexible container of Massengill

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

by Telephony May 4, 2013

massah

Originally used by slaves to address their fiendish masters on the plantations, today, "massah" is used to address someone behaving in an obstinately bossy manner, especially if you think it's not their place to do so.

Wife: "Today I need you to go shopping, mow the lawn, wash the car, comb the dog, clip the cats' claws etc..."

Husband: "Yes massah"

by Spellnik October 14, 2007

Maseh

A muscular black Muslim man who was commonly referred to as Maseh Essa by the leader of the Ayyubid Dynasty, Saladin (Yusuf ibn Ayyub ibn Shadi,) in the late 12th century.

There's an individual called Maseh, I bully him everyday - Yousuf.

by Yousuf Sidiqi Is A Nigger March 28, 2023

opiate of the masses

Something addictive that keeps the public complacent.

Daytime talk shows are the opiate of the masses.

by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008

Jack Massey Welsh

One of the most active channels ever. especially with him posting on 3 account regularly.
Known for having many playbuttons.
Also he is known for making a channel called "TurdBoi420" and getting it to 100k subs with no videos.

have you seen the new Jack Massey Welsh video?

Yeah, that mini tesla is sick!

by RandomDefs77 June 2, 2020