starwanking

The act of beating off a celebrity

Monica Lewinski bit off more than she could chew when she agreed to starwanking the President.

by Harddicksandhelicopters September 30, 2017

starwarring

to act like a geek or nerd to a person who is not a geek or nerd.

Derived from Star Wars, science-fiction that is somehow accepted by 'normal' people.

Ben – a cup of coffee will you bring?
John – dude, please stop starwarring to me.

Harry - will you accept this quest to go to the bar and bring me something that contains at least C2H5OH and H2O?
Judith - Stop Starwarring, speak English!

by The Wahoonie October 4, 2010

Starjacking

Using the free Starbucks coffee house wireless internet access without going inside the store to order coffee.

I drove my car to Starbucks, pulled into a parking spot up front, kept the motor running, whipped out my laptop and did some starjacking. I emailed all my friends for free!

by Robin McCasland June 12, 2007

stranking

a style of air guitar that looks like a combination of strumming and wanking

wanna strank with me?

by scarlet December 16, 2004

stormwanking

When one pleases themselves when they hear the sound of thunder

When he heard the first sound of thunder pulled down his pants and pleased himself violently,he was stormwanking

by PapaMaruni October 31, 2017

Starbasking

The act of basking in the atmosphere of a Starbucks for an extended period.

I have so much studying to do which means I'll be starbasking all day.

by Outofthepurplebox December 14, 2017

starwarsing

Passively aggressively correcting the person who wrote starwarring. they're not starwarring, they're starwarsing.

Hey yo, it should be starwarsing, bro.

by BrobberProblix October 17, 2020