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Masonite 

Pronounced (May-Sihn-Aight)

One who follows the free mason religion. One with the Illuminati
I knew Jacob was weird but I didn’t think he was Masonite weird.
Masonite by Hall-Pissed August 20, 2020
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Masonite 

A Music student at The State University of New York at Fredonia (SUNY Fredonia) who spends much of their time in Mason hall either practicing, attending class, rehearsing, or chilling in the lounge.
"Hey, why do we never see Jesse anymore?"
"Oh, cause he's a Masonite."
Masonite by Jesse Conti September 26, 2005

masonite 

An adjective to describe something very large.
"That is a masonite burger!"
masonite by foxy justice August 1, 2008

Masonite religion

The Masonite religion A religion in which it is required to show their buttholes to join the church, fornication on the regular is also used to practice celebrate the holy one, marijuana use it a requirement when attending meetings. The holy one has the golden butthole, the holy ones buttholes are molded out of concrete slabs that can be seen at the Masonite church
Masonite religion by Buttholemasonite September 17, 2021

maronite 

A 1500 years old ethno-religious community present between lebanon and syria who are named after syriac monk maron who died in 400AD .
Their patriarch (patriarch of antioch and all the east )is the second most important figure wihin the roman catholic church.
They constitute 23% of Lebanon's total population ~around 1 million out of 4.2 millions lebanese citizens and detain the highest political authority in the country .
FRED: Who's that guy in your picture ?
BOB: THAT'S my friend Elie He's from the middle east
Fred: but why does he wear a cross if he's arab.
Bob: He's a Lebanese maronite christian
Fred: jewish name and muslim family name but he's a christian !
maronite by Abdelmentekmntizo March 6, 2018

Manonite 

Any one member(resident)of a loose knit/group of mountain hippies cloistered at the base of Pikes Peak mountain that thrill in endless outdoor activity and mindless political,socio-evolutionary and spiritual debate. Currently influenced by a host of spiritual mindsprings including a small cadere of uber hosts, Erin Deep Groove, Greg Mountain Frost, Johnny Fields Jr., Clay Anywhere, and Carrie The Way, stoke the vortex.

Don't make fun of his hair man he is a Manonite.
Manonite by Shiggins April 2, 2008

mansonite 

Mansonite, A term used to categorize a person that listens Marilyn Manson. This person usualy follows his veiws and points as well as listens to his music, many say they are posers but aren't we all posers? Mansonites usualy go by what he is saying not like "fans" that just listen to his music many of them understand where he is coming from
Mansonite- I agree with Marilyn Mansons veiws although American aren't as individual as many want them to be there isn't such thing as individuality anymore, am I right?

"Goth" Bitch- POSER!
mansonite by Maggie April 12, 2005
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