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A person who seems to be attractive with their mask on, but when they lower their mask, you realize they are actually quite unattractive. Derived from "Meiskeit," a Yiddish word for ugly person.
That chick looked so hot, but as soon as she pulled down her mask I realized she was a hideous maskite!
maskite by nicetea May 3, 2021
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A maskie is someone who is strongly in favour of masks and face coverings. The term emerged during the coronavirus crisis of 2020. While well intentioned, maskies fail to consider the dispiriting effects of compulsory masks, the disproportionate impact on the disabled, and the relatively small effect of masks compared to measures like physical distancing. Their natural enemy is the anti-vaxxer.
That maskie just said we should wear masks 24/7, even during sex! What a loon!
Maskie by SwiiindonLadd August 1, 2020
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markitecture 

A computing or networking architecture suggested by the marketing department for sales purposes rather than for technical reasons. Cisco calls them "reference designs".
The oldest mention of "markitecture" I can find dates back from 1990 :

CA 90s was characterized as a "markitecture" by Jeff Schulman, vice president and analyst with the Gartner Group, Stamford, Conn. "It is a marketing architecture, a statement of direction. It does not specify when products will be delivered, or which products will map to the architecture. It does not help users in a specific sense, only in a general sense".
markitecture by liotier February 26, 2010

Markitect 

A marketing professional who builds on-line environments to promote a business, brand, personality, industry or idea.
Whoever built the Coca-Cola Facebook page is a great markitect!
Markitect by SociallySteve November 29, 2013

MARKITECT 

1)(when in all caps) A solo performer originally from Morgantown, WV now residing in Baltimore, MD, who uses a laptop computer in conjunction with guitar, vocals, and experimental noise in his performances with occasional bouts of story telling and performance art.

2)Someone who's given name is Mark and who's chosen profession is in the field of Architecture or Landscape Architecture.
1) Did you see MARKITECT last night? Man he's a pretty awesome performer.

2) My friend Mark is studying Landscape Architecture, I guess one day he'll be a Markitect
MARKITECT by M. Lewis Miller February 19, 2008
A person who is convinced that Elon Musk is one of the greatest and smartest people to ever grace the surface of our planet. Usually has below average intelligence. They can be found glazing in the reply section of Elon Musk's Tweets.
- According to muskites, Elon Musk personally designed every Tesla car and SpaceX rocket.

- Wow, they must be stupid.
muskite by October 30, 2023
Like a selfie, but with a mask.
Watch out for COVID, blast your social media with maskies!
maskies by The Troll April 12, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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