Maskterbait

The feeling of glee you get you get when you scream at a person for not wearing a mask, especially in situations where people are alone, minding their own business.

I saw a guy at the park walking alone, not wearing a mask. I got to scream “wear your mask”. I immediately maskterbaited.

Maskterbait by Mei Nala January 6, 2021

Maskerbating 

Wearing a mask while completely alone

Before I even realized it, I was maskerbating in my car yesterday!

Maskerbating by Photoist July 28, 2020

Masterbathon 

a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again

Mike: "Damn jimmy has been out of school all week"
Steve: "I konw he must be having a masterbathon"

Masterbathon by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004

Maskerbator 

An individual devoid of reason and logic that tries to shame rational people into wearing a useless paper mask,especially in outdoor environments.

“Hey,let’s go give that jogger a hard time because he’s not wearing a mask outside”
“Go to Hell Karen....you’ve become nothing but a useless Maskerbator“.

Maskerbator by Skydash February 8, 2021

Management Masterbation 

When Management does something purely for their gratification that will produce nothing.

Team building exersizes, employee surveys are just a few examples of management masterbation.

Management Masterbation by jayray59 May 6, 2010

maskerbater 

A mask wearer who derives pleasure from...
1. Wearing masks in stupid places (ie: their car, shower, or bed.
2. "Enforcing" mask wearing by yelling at others to put their masks on.

Karen is such a maskerbater. She just peered over and yelled, "Hey! Stop being a murderer. Put your mask on!" - I was pooping in a stall.

maskerbater by MBWDT July 25, 2020

Masterbaiden

Someone who masturbates on a school camp (or on a camp in general.)

And/Or

Someone who masturbates more than twice a day.

Guy #1: "Hey, did you heard (random name) was masturbating in his/her sleeping bag last night?

Guy #2: "OMG what a Masterbaiden!"

And/Or

Guy #1: "Dude, (Random Name) masturbated three times today!"

Guy #2: "OMG what a Masterbaiden!"

Masterbaiden by Mr.WasSoTrue October 13, 2010