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A person who is convinced that Elon Musk is one of the greatest and smartest people to ever grace the surface of our planet. Usually has below average intelligence. They can be found glazing in the reply section of Elon Musk's Tweets.
- According to muskites, Elon Musk personally designed every Tesla car and SpaceX rocket.

- Wow, they must be stupid.
muskite by 2² October 30, 2023
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A person who seems to be attractive with their mask on, but when they lower their mask, you realize they are actually quite unattractive. Derived from "Meiskeit," a Yiddish word for ugly person.
That chick looked so hot, but as soon as she pulled down her mask I realized she was a hideous maskite!
maskite by nicetea May 3, 2021

muskiepalooza 

A party that should be really awesome but is sometimes ruined by mothering fucking campus police and new concord popo.
mother fucking muskiepalooza 2009........
woo......
muskiepalooza by tpainplus4 April 19, 2009

Big Muskie Bucket 

Central Ohio slang for a fucked up situation. Known as a clusterfuck in most other parts of the country.
"My pregnant girlfriend is in labor and my car just ran out of gas. This is one Big Muskie Bucket."

Dirty Muskie 

A slang term for when you are having sex with a girl from behind and you reach back and wipe your ass and then you stick your fingers in her mouth, like a fish hook.
That dumb chick sucked my fingers and didn't even know it was a Dirty Muskie
Dirty Muskie by jnpd9 June 26, 2006

Musketeered

Being under the influence and/or heavily feeling the effects of three separate substances
"Oh man after taking my pain meds, drinking, and smoking that herb I'm so Musketeered!"

-Also "Amigoed", "Bermudaed" or "Triangled"
Musketeered by Dylan989 December 23, 2009

muskiepalooza 

When everybody gets shit faced at Muskingum College. Everyone is happy and hiiiigh and nice to all other humans on the campus.
And also drunk. Everyone that exists on campus is involved in illegal activity.
And I mean everyyyone.

Actually, I am currently at Muskiepalooza and gotta go smoke this blunt, G. Peace fuckers.
muskiepalooza by tpainplus3 April 19, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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