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A person who seems to be attractive with their mask on, but when they lower their mask, you realize they are actually quite unattractive. Derived from "Meiskeit," a Yiddish word for ugly person.
That chick looked so hot, but as soon as she pulled down her mask I realized she was a hideous maskite!
maskite by nicetea May 3, 2021

muskiepalooza 

A party that should be really awesome but is sometimes ruined by mothering fucking campus police and new concord popo.
mother fucking muskiepalooza 2009........
woo......
muskiepalooza by tpainplus4 April 19, 2009

Big Muskie Bucket 

Central Ohio slang for a fucked up situation. Known as a clusterfuck in most other parts of the country.
"My pregnant girlfriend is in labor and my car just ran out of gas. This is one Big Muskie Bucket."

Dirty Muskie 

A slang term for when you are having sex with a girl from behind and you reach back and wipe your ass and then you stick your fingers in her mouth, like a fish hook.
That dumb chick sucked my fingers and didn't even know it was a Dirty Muskie
Dirty Muskie by jnpd9 June 26, 2006

Musketeered

Being under the influence and/or heavily feeling the effects of three separate substances
"Oh man after taking my pain meds, drinking, and smoking that herb I'm so Musketeered!"

-Also "Amigoed", "Bermudaed" or "Triangled"
Musketeered by Dylan989 December 23, 2009

muskiepalooza 

When everybody gets shit faced at Muskingum College. Everyone is happy and hiiiigh and nice to all other humans on the campus.
And also drunk. Everyone that exists on campus is involved in illegal activity.
And I mean everyyyone.
Actually, I am currently at Muskiepalooza and gotta go smoke this blunt, G. Peace fuckers.
muskiepalooza by tpainplus3 April 19, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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