muskite

A person who is convinced that Elon Musk is one of the greatest and smartest people to ever grace the surface of our planet. Usually has below average intelligence. They can be found glazing in the reply section of Elon Musk's Tweets.

- According to muskites, Elon Musk personally designed every Tesla car and SpaceX rocket.

- Wow, they must be stupid.

by 2² October 30, 2023

maskite

A person who seems to be attractive with their mask on, but when they lower their mask, you realize they are actually quite unattractive. Derived from "Meiskeit," a Yiddish word for ugly person.

That chick looked so hot, but as soon as she pulled down her mask I realized she was a hideous maskite!

by nicetea May 3, 2021

muskiepalooza

A party that should be really awesome but is sometimes ruined by mothering fucking campus police and new concord popo.

mother fucking muskiepalooza 2009........
woo......

by tpainplus4 April 19, 2009

Big Muskie Bucket

Central Ohio slang for a fucked up situation. Known as a clusterfuck in most other parts of the country.

"My pregnant girlfriend is in labor and my car just ran out of gas. This is one Big Muskie Bucket."

by Shep Pettibone June 17, 2008

Dirty Muskie

A slang term for when you are having sex with a girl from behind and you reach back and wipe your ass and then you stick your fingers in her mouth, like a fish hook.

That dumb chick sucked my fingers and didn't even know it was a Dirty Muskie

by jnpd9 June 26, 2006

Musketeered

Being under the influence and/or heavily feeling the effects of three separate substances

"Oh man after taking my pain meds, drinking, and smoking that herb I'm so Musketeered!"

-Also "Amigoed", "Bermudaed" or "Triangled"

by Dylan989 December 23, 2009

muskiepalooza

When everybody gets shit faced at Muskingum College. Everyone is happy and hiiiigh and nice to all other humans on the campus.
And also drunk. Everyone that exists on campus is involved in illegal activity.
And I mean everyyyone.

Actually, I am currently at Muskiepalooza and gotta go smoke this blunt, G. Peace fuckers.

by tpainplus3 April 19, 2009