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Masketeer 

1. Someone who wears a mask during Covid-19 everywhere they go...under their chins or on their foreheads, rarely over the nose and mouth.

2. Persons who remove the mask when talking so they can be heard, then wear it when walking off, 'cause they're smart.
"Look at the three masketeers coming down the road, don't engage them in a conversation, they'll remove the mask!"
Masketeer by They Knew April 28, 2020
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Masketeer 

A type of soldier or citizen equipped with a mask
The masketeer is a brave warrior never a worrier
Masketeer by oneant October 1, 2020
one who plays mallets; xylophone, marimba, vibes, bells, chimes
The pit at school consisted of four malleteers.

Yeeter McSkeeter

The Tennessee way of saying best friend.
Yo, Yeeter McSkeeter, did your wife get beatered?
Yeeter McSkeeter by aseem February 28, 2019

Musketeered

Being under the influence and/or heavily feeling the effects of three separate substances
"Oh man after taking my pain meds, drinking, and smoking that herb I'm so Musketeered!"

-Also "Amigoed", "Bermudaed" or "Triangled"
Musketeered by Dylan989 December 23, 2009

Basketeering 

v. - This is the act of handing out baskets to children for them to place their personal belongings into while they go swimming at a public pool. Back in the day, (2) girls were hired to do this job for minimum wage, however the job is now terminated. The recent economic downfall was first blamed for these (2) young ladies to lose their professions, but it was eventually determined that this job deserved less than minimum wage, actually no pay at all. Basketeering still occurs today, but it is done by anyone, even the children themselves, which is why stolen property has increased 200% since 2006.
TugBoat: "I'm missing $15 from my basket, i believe somebody stole it."
Larry: "Mergum bought all the other kids $15 worth of soda this morning, i bet it was him, i'll ask."
Mergum: "No, my dad gave me $15 to take my girlfriend out to dinner."
Chrissie: "You're 10 years old, you can't even drive."
Mergum: "You guys suck at basketeering."
People who cheer, support, value, appreciate, applaud, endorse and invest in the efforts of Elon Musk, founder and/or co-founder of Tesla Motors, Space-X and Solar City among others

Investors in Tesla Motors.

Owners of Tesla cars.

People who work with or for Elon Musk's companies.
Stock traders have shorted Tesla to their peril so far as Musk and his Musketeers have proven they can deliver the goods in the form of the Model S which Consumer Reports said was the best car they ever tested.
Musketeer by captainquirk September 18, 2013