masjed 

a place were muslims pray

boy: mom, i'm going to the masjed to pray Esha', you want anything on my way back?

mother: no nothing, God bless you son.

masjed by jellyfish_07 August 30, 2006

Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day 

Another name for Thanksgiving. Coined by Tourettes Guy's Dad when everyone brought mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving.

What is this, Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day?

Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day by longsnapper93 December 30, 2010

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes 

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.

Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes by lovelounomatterwhat March 7, 2020

Mashed potatoes

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.

Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out

Mashed potatoes by Smashpotatoez January 5, 2022

Majeda 

A lovely girl who is kind and beautiful with brown sliky hair and good fashion sense who sometimes gets a little snappy at you but doesn’t mean it .Shes typical into art and likes Cool music and has good grades and is very creative . She acts like a bit of a weirdo with her close friends sometimes but it’s all jokes.

Person 1 : “I was having a bit of a bad day but then I saw majeda .shes so cool ,I wish I was like her ”.
Person 2: “ guess she’s pretty cool and all but she a bit of a werido with some people ,i like her tho “

Majeda by Lil giddz November 22, 2018

sicilian donkey mashed potato special 

A sex position where a woman is doing a handstand and a man is doing a backflip whilst continuously thrusting his hips forward. This position was discovered by author Sam_le_fou.

Peter: Last night, Mr Trash watched me fucking a stripper in the sicilian donkey mashed potato special position.

sicilian donkey mashed potato special by Lady McNugget May 2, 2019

Masked-Out

When you've been wearing your mask for too many hours, and are sweaty, light headed, ready to risk fines or even COVID-19....well, ready to risk anything other that someone else's well being.

After being in meetings all day I am masked-out and just want to rip this off my face! I would rather stay socially distanced at home alone than have to wear this one more minute.

Masked-Out by JaneGordon.com August 3, 2020