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Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day 

Another name for Thanksgiving. Coined by Tourettes Guy's Dad when everyone brought mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving.

Idahoan Potato Masher 

A common sex position in Idaho where a man puts a potato into a womans anal cavity and proceeds to pound her ass until the potato is finely mashed.
Dude, I just gave that bitch an Idahoan Potato Masher!

Machete momma 

A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.
Harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.
Machete momma by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

Mahekpreet 

One of the most absolute people you will ever meet. She/he has such an amazing, loving personality and are always the best to talk to. They also have the best advice and are continuously looking for the good in every situation. They are the most down to earth individuals and are always there to cheer you up any time of the day.

ps. they might suffer from slight memory loss
Mahekpreet?? What are we doing this summer?? ;)
Mahekpreet by arr326 May 14, 2021

machetiquette

Showing proper form, manners, and etiquette while wielding a machete.
Just chopping through things is barbaric. Jason Vorhese on the other hand has machetiquette!
machetiquette by Travesty October 8, 2021
The most gorgeous girl on earth. She brings light to everybody’s lives and is a literal breath of fresh air. As pretty as the meaning of her name, “crescent moon”, Maheen is one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet. She’s smart and wonderful, and one of the greatest people you’ll ever meet in your life.
Maheen is so pretty! I wish we were dating
Maheen by urhottermom February 16, 2022