mashatato 

Masturbation and potato chips.

I really feel like doing some mashatato.

mashatato by Martinz January 27, 2008

MashTaco 

Used to reference an extremely good Fortnite player.

“Time to unleash my inner MashTaco and win”

MashTaco by Victorgod123 December 27, 2020

mastabatorium 

A room in which the sole purpose is to go and masturbate in.

The mastabatorium is my favorite room in the church.

mastabatorium by sdkjfgasdeithg May 29, 2007

Stratton Manhatton  

Where u pull down ur pants yell STRATTON MANHATTON then smack her across the face then jump up and dick smack her across the otha cheek so she has a dick imprint on one side and a hand imprint on the otha.

gave a girl i met last night a stratton manhatton then she pulled down her pants and gave me one.Then i ran like a mexican running for the border out the door i was soooooooo scared!

Stratton Manhatton by DirtyMexican699 December 17, 2008

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) 

A wank goblin (correct term: Mastabatory Goblin) is a creature that bites off a teenage boy's penis when he wanks too much.

The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.

Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) :

James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!

Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) by Jamal Gordon-King January 5, 2010

Mastabatorial 

The act of being sexy, or in extreme cases of dopeness, so much so its able to masterbate to. jessica alba, jessica biel, meghan fox, are examples of being mastabatorial for sex appeal. an example of being mastabatorial with dopeness is usually only seen in nouns that arent people.

1. BROO did you see transformers?! meghan fox is mastabatorial

2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!

Mastabatorial by Kevin McCormack January 23, 2008

Mastabatory System 

The hands and genitals of ones body.

"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"

"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"

"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."

Mastabatory System by kingkong1212 April 6, 2009