mary poopins

The nickname given to a certain style of pooping.

Man that poor toilet, I took a really mary poopins up in that bitch.

by TheDefinitioner June 14, 2014

mary poopins

A county clerk who refuses to issue marriage licenses to same sex couples

Ms. Mary Poopins , herself unsuccessful at marriage, used the G card as an excuse to spread loathing, defy the law and as a way to experience gay sex first hand behind bars.

by puss 'n boots October 27, 2015