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The action of inserting an umbrella into one's arsehole and opening it to full capacity whilst inside their being.
Karen complained to the manager after her umbrella broke from doing The Mary Poppins too much.
by Fish finger sandwiches October 31, 2019
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
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The woman, or man, if that’s your cup of tea, gets down on their hands and knees and the other person puts a spoon full of sugar in their mouth and slowly inches an umbrella up their asshole.
Karen: it’s raining out you may want to take this umbrella. Jake: I’m not taking that umbrella anywhere, I won’t even touch that thing. Karen: uhhh, why the hell not? Jake: that’s the umbrella that Mike uses when he gives Lisa ‘The Mary Poppins’
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