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"girl ur so pretty"

"ugh marrij???"
marrij by nnslzzp May 15, 2021
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Marijose 

A smart , kind and loving person. She will always be up to helping others and see their needs. She is a little shy when she first gets to know a person, but when she is with people she trusts, she is very open. She loves to sing and find out gossip. She loves to hangout with friends and talk about boy drama. Her favorite series is FRIENDS. Also she is a very animal person
Marijose is a great friend
Marijose by Loralora686 October 11, 2018

Marriage fraud 

When two men- two women- shit... anyone gets married and then they fall apart and then the other one, listen to me tubbo the other one probably owns a knife or some shit then they go and rob a bank together as frauds.
I think I’ll commit marriage fraud and get married in rage
Marriage fraud by Oddit_in_flames November 24, 2020

marriage pact 

A marriage pact between two people to get married at a certain point if they are not married at said point in time.
I made a marriage pact with Joey!
marriage pact by Secret Agent: Dog October 30, 2015
Cute , sexy as hell, friendly, loyal lovable.. just everything positive possible in one PERSON..!

Literally Girl that will change your life!! If you have her on your side you'll be happy for the Rest of your Time! She is the BEST FRIEND you can get!
How I feel about this Person

Marija,

my Best Friend,

since you're on my side the Sun is shinig everyday.. when I feel sad, I just need to call you and everything gets better the second I hear your Voice! You're a Beast Girl! No one ever could replace you, cause you are unique and no one is ever getting close to your Level Baby!!

You are indeed the most lovable Girl ever! Spending time with you is one of the best things ever, I can laugh over everything when you're next to me! I would do all, just to see you for a Moment, just to hug you real quick, just for being near you!!!

When I'm in trouble you always give me an ear and listen to me! You give all to make me feel better, to get me out of the shit I'm stuck in!

Thanks for being there for me! I love you more than anything else!!! <3

From your Best Friend to the most adorable Human on Erath, you!!
Marija by ILoveYouMarija January 8, 2019

Brain Marriage 

Brain Marriage (or marriage of brains) is a term used when talking about 2 or more individuals from diverse backgrounds coming together to achieve a common goal, task or project (mostly in business).
at a board meeting
CEO - Project 3.0 is the next big thing. What we need to achieve it is a brain marriage between all of us.

Heads of Marketing, Design, IT and Sales - nod in agreement
Brain Marriage by thewomanfriday October 6, 2019

eternal marriage 

ETERNAL MARRIAGE = a doctrine taught by Mormons wherein couples are married for eternity.
Most Christians teach that people are married "until death do us part".

Most people are actually married "until divorce does us part".

But MORMONISM believes in ETERNAL MARRIAGE.
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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