Marmoset 

a smol monkey that loves getting pet with tooth brushes and eating grapes

did you see that gif of marmosets eating grapes?
yes, but send it to me again

Marmoset by jagsba December 23, 2019

Marmoset 

A Marmoset occurs when a woman, angered with her male partner, feigns arousal and informs her partner that she would be incredibly turned on if he were to strip down, stand before her and trim his balls with hair stylist’s scissors, a pair of which she happens to have handy. The partner obliges, and during the course of his trim job, the woman kicks him squarely in the nuts, piercing his scrotum and possibly a testicle.

When Jane found out Mark had been cheating on her with one of his interns, she waited until he got home and then gave him a Marmoset he would not soon forget.

Marmoset by Atro SYB August 18, 2009

Marmoset 

An annoying monkey which eats attic snails in unfortunate Brazilian houses. Not to mention they sneak into boats in the Amazon.
Further reading: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmoset

Ese marmoset sneaked into mi casa anoche just to comer our old nachos!

Marmoset by WeirdMapper May 2, 2019

the grumpy marmoset 

when a man who cannot reproduce throws his semen into a group of bystanders

dude why is mike in jail "he found out he cant reproduce and did the grumpy marmoset on a group of people downtown."

the grumpy marmoset by grumpy marmoset lover June 9, 2022

Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call anyone who is addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.

Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release. by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

midget marmosettery 

High-level mischief; unscupulous behaviour; an attempt to shirk responsibility or engage in shifty dealings; banditry of a high degree; or silverback-gorillery of a lesser degree; similar to jiggery-pokery but possibly of a more comical and less offensive nature.

"Far out Lim, check out this there is some complete miget marmosettery going on here."

"Hey Mers, I went in there and told them straight, we didn't want to see any more midget marmosettery from them anymore."

midget marmosettery by The word bandit January 14, 2010

A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release

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Person 343: A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release

A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025