markomite 

someone who has alot of quality expensive stuff they're always bragging about but doesn't know how to use it

"did you see his board?!? and when he started playing... wow, what a markomite...."

markomite by suzy87 October 20, 2006

markelite 

Markelite - mar-ke-lite (noun) A word conjured to describe an uber Markle fan after the marriage of Prince Henry of Wales, to the mattress actress, Meghan Markle of the United States and most recently of Toronto, Canada (whilst filming the cable television series "Suits) in 2018.

Markelites, found on social media, can be described as low information users, suspiciously void of education who are highly argumentative often suffering from delusions, rage, and insufficient knowledge of the British Monarchy and its machinations/protocol. Markelites are often aggressive, void of simplistic language skills and more often than not resort to foul language, name calling and using the race card if someone who actually has knowledge on the subject matter offers a differing opinion. They are known to dox people (revealing social media identities, residence, and employer) whilst threatening bodily injury to the person/persons who oppose their view. They claim to take the high road in the name of Meghan Markle and will go to extremes to make good on threats to the person/persons opposing their views. Markelites also show a "pack mentality" that often attack social media users in large groups on any platform that features Meghan Markle.

Markelites also known as Sugars, are a vicious lot. They are misinformed and are the true bullies of social media when discussing Meghan Markle and her inept qualities as a representative of the British Royal Family.

markelite by SomewhereInTheUnitedKingdom May 3, 2019

marmite motorway

bum hole

if the river flows red, take the dirt track instead

marmite motorway by D. Hine October 13, 2003

marmite superhighway

Quite simply, the 'anus' or 'butt hole'

Hi love. Fancy popping round tonight? I wanna take you up the marmite superhighway.

marmite superhighway by ShittierJokes November 1, 2017

maronite 

A 1500 years old ethno-religious community present between lebanon and syria who are named after syriac monk maron who died in 400AD .
Their patriarch (patriarch of antioch and all the east )is the second most important figure wihin the roman catholic church.
They constitute 23% of Lebanon's total population ~around 1 million out of 4.2 millions lebanese citizens and detain the highest political authority in the country .

FRED: Who's that guy in your picture ?
BOB: THAT'S my friend Elie He's from the middle east
Fred: but why does he wear a cross if he's arab.
Bob: He's a Lebanese maronite christian
Fred: jewish name and muslim family name but he's a christian !

maronite by Abdelmentekmntizo March 6, 2018

marmite addict

a marmite addict is often very territorial over THEIR jar of marmite. Often results in fists being beaten against walls.
Signs of an addict...
1. expresses extreme concern over a missing jar of marmite
2. attacking relatives and housemates over the potential steal of marmite
3. irrational behaviour towards neighbouring objects when marmite fails to appear for a daily fix

I am not suggesting you stole my marmite just that you confused it with yours?!
(the early signs of a marmite addict.)

marmite addict by loveitorhateit February 24, 2009

Marmite bullethole 

A slang term for the anus.

I wiped all the butt chutney from my marmite bullethole.

Marmite bullethole by Original Steve September 30, 2007