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1. Total and undeniable beatdown of a person by means of trashtalk.

Synonyms: owned, faced, pwned, ruled
oh shit son, you got merked.
that bitch merked the shit out of you.
by Tony Te Fan Club October 05, 2005
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1) Another word for being Owned or Pwned

2) Said when someone has a FAIL moment.
1) Yo, did you see that? Paul got merked so bad!!!

2) *Someone Falls Down The Stairs*

You: Merked.
by P Squared February 27, 2012
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to be held down like a bitch and have your pubes shaved off and then they slap some fake pubes on your freshly shaven bald private parts with some sticky glue, see also "merkin"
Shiloh was talkin' trash, so his homies merked his dumb ass. . . .then they laughed at their work.
by sjte5409 January 29, 2009
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