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1. Total and undeniable beatdown of a person by means of trashtalk.

Synonyms: owned, faced, pwned, ruled
oh shit son, you got merked.
that bitch merked the shit out of you.
by Tony Te Fan Club October 05, 2005
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1) Another word for being Owned or Pwned

2) Said when someone has a FAIL moment.
1) Yo, did you see that? Paul got merked so bad!!!

2) *Someone Falls Down The Stairs*

You: Merked.
by P Squared February 27, 2012
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to be held down like a bitch and have your pubes shaved off and then they slap some fake pubes on your freshly shaven bald private parts with some sticky glue, see also "merkin"
Shiloh was talkin' trash, so his homies merked his dumb ass. . . .then they laughed at their work.
by sjte5409 January 29, 2009
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to get owned at a epic propotrion Merkage or merked
You got merked!

the word started with one of the most contravertial players in q3 arena version 1.16 a player named merky began to get very good and is now considered to be the best q3 arena 1.16 railer
by Natural 12562 December 24, 2008
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Really really high, to the point of being incapable of interacting with people and most likely interacting with other entities like plants, emotions, and gods.
Jimmy Brungus is merked right now. He just rode his bike to the beach, drank a gallon of organic orange juice and buried himself in sand while saying prayers to mother ocean.
by Orcinus317 May 10, 2014
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to kill, steal, rape, pillage, etc.

Although other people are offering plausible etymologies for this word, I'm guessing it more likely is a "verbing" of a shortened version of mercenary, or soldier for hire. Just like narcotics officers became narcs, which then became a slang verb for snitching to cops, I think mercenary became merks, then merked became a slang verb for acting like a mercenary, or killing, robbing, etc.
He got merked for tellin' the wrong cat to kick rocks.
by J. Kevin June 28, 2006
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