Maritoinette 

Pronounced like the name "Martin" then "net". A Happy go lucky person who's all gleeful and cheery but only because said person is oblivious about reality out of sight.

Wade: Then I said "Wow, this is the best taco I ever had!" Then they gave me a coupon if I to ever go to any of their other branches, Which I WILL DUH I mean "50% off if I buy 5 tacos!!? HOW SWEET IS THAT? Man, Life is good. I wish Jake could appreciate it more and stop being emo all the time lmao"
Felicia: Wade, Jake been struggling to find a job after her mom died last year. Now that she's gone she can't keep her uncle from molesting her at the family's office so she sold her share of the business and whatever her mom left her and her brothers to move in a small block in Brooklyn. She's living off tips in a part time job and smuggle left overs to her brothers because she don't have time to cook trying to put her high school diploma into use and find a stable job
Wade: Oh my God, That's so horrible I didn't know. But why not just get a better job? I'm sure they'll hire her right off the bat, She's a nice girl well when she's not scowling all the time haha
Felicia: . . . You are such a fucking Maritoinette

Maritoinette by Humommy June 25, 2023

Testicle Marionette 

The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.

Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette

Testicle Marionette by ta4877 November 11, 2009

marionette 

wooden, lifeless doll manipulated by hidden string pullers who put words in his mouth while living vicariously through his actions

"At least Al Gore can pop a woody, unlike that Texas marionette"

marionette by Laura Bush April 28, 2003

The Marionette 

while two people are passed out drunk a third party makes the two aforementioned parties participate in sexual acts on each other.

I just marionette those two drunk people, i think they enjoyed the marionette

The Marionette by master of puppets December 9, 2012

Martinette 

The kind of girl you take home to your family. Smart, hard working, beautiful, usually has red hair, but that is a bonus.

That girl is a real Martinette. Always working hard and dang she is so beautiful.

Look at that girls red hair? Its so magical. Reminds me of a Martinette.

Martinette by Martinette Fan November 22, 2011

Marionette 

A booger that is dangling on a stray nose hair so it looks as if it is floating in your nostril, moving with every breath.

I let my cousin Rich know that he had a marionette before he had to give the toast at Beth's wedding.

Marionette by CocoSantango August 17, 2010

Marionette 

A marionette sounds more like a female puppet, you would think a male puppet would be called a marion.

A few people tried turning him/her into a marionette.

Marionette by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019