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dark mantonio 

The dark mantonio is an extremely long and hairy men's pubic region.
Michigan State Coach Mark Dantonio has a dark mantonio.
A threesome involving a person, their matesprit, and their kismesis.
A maroonion between John, Roxy, and Terezi would be basically the best thing ever!
Maroonion by Acamaeda November 21, 2015

marlonious 

A godly man placed in an ungodly world with love in his heart to combat the hatred all around him. He is the heretics worst nightmare. Also has a striking resemblance to Marlon Brando.
Marlonious marlonious definitely not a fagonious..
marlonious by LilG1873 November 1, 2017

San Mantonio 

An affectionate term for the gay scene in San Antonio, Texas. Gay guys from Austin will often make San Mantonio their home destination on Grindr to help meet potential partners.
Score, dude, I've got a date tonight! Gonna drive down I-35 and spend an evening in San Mantonio, you know what I mean!!

mantonio 

A mixed drink made with vanilla vodka and root beer, served with ice.
It is surprising how well vanilla vodka works in this mantonio.
mantonio by uberalpha October 14, 2010

Mantonio 

The epitome of bromance. Bromance above all bromances. Usually, one member embraces, this bromance, while the other rejects it (but secretly loves it). Everyone else ships it (often not in a bromancy way but in a romancy way)
Originally the ship name for a Matthew and an Antonio, who were also a bromance above all bromance
abbreviation: Mantoto
"Destiel from Supernatural is such a Mantonio!"
(They may think they're besties, but everyone else knows better)

"Yeah, you're right, Johnlock as well."
Mantonio by Sonmi-451 March 11, 2014
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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