marintzer 

A dope ass German last name, also a dope ass family

Hell yeah, party at the Marintzer's!

marintzer by Ajmajmajm November 17, 2016

ream of the ancient mariner

This requires the use of a dead albatross and a dirty old sailor. While engaged in doggystyle intercourse, tie the dead albatross around her neck, and while she is struggling to remove the filthy animal, quickly switch places with a dirty old sailor, who will give her a good jabbin' and the surprise of her life. Can be combined with the Rodeo. Perfect for breakup scenarios.

I wanted to end it with Jill, so I contracted a dirty old sailor, caught an albatross at the pier, and ended our relationship with a ream of the ancient mariner.

ream of the ancient mariner by Aplusbar October 17, 2006

Mariner's Bukkake

A meterelogocal phenomenon that occurs at sea. Describes a short period when a ship is surrounded by heavy wind and rain in every compass direction. Leaving sailors soaking wet and often humilated. Often occurs on the Newfoundland Grand Banks.

Ronnie: Jesus Christ! Where did all this wind and rain come from?

Skipper: Lord Jesus Ronnie! Get off the deck! We're stuck in the middle of a Mariner's Bukkake!

Mariner's Bukkake by Nauticalpornstar September 4, 2016

Merchant Mariner 

We sailors aboard merchant ships. We have the credential that says so.

I got my Merchant Marine Credential which means Im a merchant mariner but what the hell is the TWIC for?

Merchant Mariner by EagleVireoMM March 5, 2011

Maninizer

A woman that seduces a man for personal benefit; the female version of a womanizer.

Samantha was such a maninizer during her political life!

Maninizer by The Tyler November 10, 2006

salty mariner 

When you jerk off in the front/bow of a ship and the cum flys in the wind hitting someone in the face and they lick it off themselves.. mmmmm a salty mariner

Go to the stern, I’m about to pull a salty mariner

salty mariner by Jontssss May 16, 2021

Seattle Mariners 

Best team in MLB

Mariners beat the A's again, what else is new?

Seattle Mariners by KRHimself April 23, 2004