8 definitions by Aplusbar
"Wow Vic, that blog post you linked to was amazing- that's some good conversational currency right there."
by Aplusbar January 27, 2010
When a group of people fail to help a victim because they're too busy filming the crime on their phones.
Poor Kitty Genovese Jr was killed because none of the twenty people filming her murder used their phones to call 911. Textbook iStander Effect.
by Aplusbar September 17, 2019
This requires the use of a dead albatross and a dirty old sailor. While engaged in doggystyle intercourse, tie the dead albatross around her neck, and while she is struggling to remove the filthy animal, quickly switch places with a dirty old sailor, who will give her a good jabbin' and the surprise of her life. Can be combined with the Rodeo. Perfect for breakup scenarios.
I wanted to end it with Jill, so I contracted a dirty old sailor, caught an albatross at the pier, and ended our relationship with a ream of the ancient mariner.
by Aplusbar October 17, 2006
The unconscious reflex that continually brings you back to Facebook without knowing how you got there.
Wait, why am I reading my middle school girlfriend's wall posts again?... Aw, damn you Facebook Reflex! Not again!
by Aplusbar January 14, 2010
I couldn't finish my book report so I friendsourced it.
by Aplusbar August 8, 2009
by Aplusbar June 28, 2016
Victor: Yo Jamie, I heard you guys in DC just got hit with some snow.
Jamie: Some snow? Nah, we were full-on assaulted by Snowtorious B.I.G. And it was juicy.
Jamie: Some snow? Nah, we were full-on assaulted by Snowtorious B.I.G. And it was juicy.
by Aplusbar February 9, 2010