Aplusbar's definitions

facebook reflex

The unconscious reflex that continually brings you back to Facebook without knowing how you got there.

Wait, why am I reading my middle school girlfriend's wall posts again?... Aw, damn you Facebook Reflex! Not again!

by Aplusbar January 14, 2010

ream of the ancient mariner

This requires the use of a dead albatross and a dirty old sailor. While engaged in doggystyle intercourse, tie the dead albatross around her neck, and while she is struggling to remove the filthy animal, quickly switch places with a dirty old sailor, who will give her a good jabbin' and the surprise of her life. Can be combined with the Rodeo. Perfect for breakup scenarios.

I wanted to end it with Jill, so I contracted a dirty old sailor, caught an albatross at the pier, and ended our relationship with a ream of the ancient mariner.

by Aplusbar October 17, 2006

Sledging

Sleep edging - the masochistic practice of letting yourself get really close to falling asleep before waking yourself up again.

Thanks to my alarm I was inadvertantly sledging all morning.

by Aplusbar April 19, 2018

Snowtorious B.I.G.

An epic snowstorm of unprecedented proportions.

Victor: Yo Jamie, I heard you guys in DC just got hit with some snow.

Jamie: Some snow? Nah, we were full-on assaulted by Snowtorious B.I.G. And it was juicy.

by Aplusbar February 9, 2010

zika belt

The southern region of the United States, where you're more likely to get Zika.

Vacation in Miami? Are you crazy? Come July you won't catch me anywhere near the zika belt.

by Aplusbar June 28, 2016

conversational currency

Using facts, links, photos, videos and articles as units of exchange across social networks.

"Wow Vic, that blog post you linked to was amazing- that's some good conversational currency right there."

by Aplusbar January 27, 2010

friendsource

Outsourcing something to your friends.

I couldn't finish my book report so I friendsourced it.

by Aplusbar August 8, 2009