Aplusbar's definitions
The unconscious reflex that continually brings you back to Facebook without knowing how you got there.
Wait, why am I reading my middle school girlfriend's wall posts again?... Aw, damn you Facebook Reflex! Not again!
by Aplusbar January 14, 2010

This requires the use of a dead albatross and a dirty old sailor. While engaged in doggystyle intercourse, tie the dead albatross around her neck, and while she is struggling to remove the filthy animal, quickly switch places with a dirty old sailor, who will give her a good jabbin' and the surprise of her life. Can be combined with the Rodeo. Perfect for breakup scenarios.
I wanted to end it with Jill, so I contracted a dirty old sailor, caught an albatross at the pier, and ended our relationship with a ream of the ancient mariner.
by Aplusbar October 17, 2006

Sleep edging - the masochistic practice of letting yourself get really close to falling asleep before waking yourself up again.
by Aplusbar April 19, 2018

Victor: Yo Jamie, I heard you guys in DC just got hit with some snow.
Jamie: Some snow? Nah, we were full-on assaulted by Snowtorious B.I.G. And it was juicy.
Jamie: Some snow? Nah, we were full-on assaulted by Snowtorious B.I.G. And it was juicy.
by Aplusbar February 9, 2010

by Aplusbar June 28, 2016

"Wow Vic, that blog post you linked to was amazing- that's some good conversational currency right there."
by Aplusbar January 27, 2010

I couldn't finish my book report so I friendsourced it.
by Aplusbar August 8, 2009
