Blue Tulip

A prolapsed butthole. Usually caused by rigorous anal sex with little to no lubrication.

Judd raw pounded my asshole so hard last night I woke up with a Blue Tulip hanging out of my ass.

by Jontssss October 15, 2022

Shar Pei-nis

An uncircumcised penis that has 1,000+ layers of foreskin, resembling a Shar Pei.

Pip warned me that he was uncircumcised, but I had no idea when he unzipped his pants that he had a Shar Pei-nis.

by Jontssss January 14, 2024

salty mariner

When you jerk off in the front/bow of a ship and the cum flys in the wind hitting someone in the face and they lick it off themselves.. mmmmm a salty mariner

Go to the stern, I’m about to pull a salty mariner

by Jontssss May 16, 2021

Salty Neighbor

When you shoot a load at such high velocity that it goes through the wall and hits your unsuspecting neighbor in the face.

Duuude! I came so hard last night my load blew right through the wall and hit my neighbor Paul in the face while he was watching tv! You could say I have a Salty Neighbor

by Jontssss August 28, 2021