Definitions by Jontssss
CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection
Acronym for: Crotch-Powered Resurrection
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
“Alcide from True Blood may be dead, but I will CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection that man back to life with nothing but vibes and a lace teddy.”
CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection by Jontssss July 17, 2025
Shar Pei-nis
Pip warned me that he was uncircumcised, but I had no idea when he unzipped his pants that he had a Shar Pei-nis.
Shar Pei-nis by Jontssss January 14, 2024
Blue Tulip
Blue Tulip by Jontssss October 14, 2022
Salty Neighbor
When you shoot a load at such high velocity that it goes through the wall and hits your unsuspecting neighbor in the face.
Duuude! I came so hard last night my load blew right through the wall and hit my neighbor Paul in the face while he was watching tv! You could say I have a Salty Neighbor
Salty Neighbor by Jontssss August 28, 2021
salty mariner
When you jerk off in the front/bow of a ship and the cum flys in the wind hitting someone in the face and they lick it off themselves.. mmmmm a salty mariner
salty mariner by Jontssss May 16, 2021