2 definitions by Jontssss
When you jerk off in the front/bow of a ship and the cum flys in the wind hitting someone in the face and they lick it off themselves.. mmmmm a salty mariner
by Jontssss May 16, 2021
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When you shoot a load at such high velocity that it goes through the wall and hits your unsuspecting neighbor in the face.
Duuude! I came so hard last night my load blew right through the wall and hit my neighbor Paul in the face while he was watching tv! You could say I have a Salty Neighbor
by Jontssss August 28, 2021
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