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magister 

A pimped out latin teacher who always has a 5 o'clock shadow and yells Salve, gives out blow-pops and jolly ranchers to knowledgeable people. Spawn from an egg in a cave in Rome.
Salve!!!!!, Magister!!!!!
Come my friends......
magister by bigumz November 28, 2004

magisterofmayhem 

1. Extreamly funny, amazing
2. Someone built from fire and rage
3. Dave
magisterofmayhem by rush68.net March 23, 2003

Magister 

An app that you have to download from your school, but then your depression starts to rise. A lot of students fail and this means that you have to go to VMBO (primary education). In the end, you just get a severe depression from this app. Only in the Netherlands by the way.
Hell no, ik ga zakken! Ik zie het op magister!
Hell no, I'm going down! I see it on magister!

Masinter 

Esoteriese taalgebruik vir zoll.
(Esoteric use for joint in Afrikaans)
1. (Dialoog tussen 'n seun, sy moeder en 'n boesemvriend)
Moeder: Okay, geniet julle braai en gedrae julself hoor!
Seun (aan sy moeder): Dankie ma, ek sal julle laat weet wanneer ons daar aankom.
Seun (draai na sy vriend): Het ons als vir die braai?
Vriend: Ja my ou, ek het ons steaks en 'n vars masinter. Ons gaan seker die braaibroodjies daar bou of hoe?
Seun: Kief, ja. Dit klink of ons als het, kom ons vat die pad!
Seun (draai terug na sy moeder en soengroet haar): Dankie ma, lykmy ons het als. Koebaai!

2. Hey bra, roll gou vir my 'n vars masinter, die huidige een is op sy laaste bene.
Masinter by Aesopus November 9, 2016

Magister Weel 

Another word for God
"What god do you believe in?"

"Magister Weel"
Magister Weel by berkavoes October 15, 2020
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