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Portrait of Markov 

A book that the girl "Yuri" reads you in the game Doki Doki Literature club, which is about said by Yuri in Act 1 "Basically, it's about this girl in high school who moves in with her long-lost sister... But as soon as she does so, her life gets really strange. She gets targeted by these people who escaped from a human experiment prison. But in Act 2 she says more and she has to say this "Basically, it's about this religious camp that was turned into a human experiment prison... And the people trapped there have this trait that turns them into killing machines that lust for blood. But the facility gets even worse, and they start selectively breeding people by cutting off their limbs and affixing them.
Yuri pulled the book out of her backpack called The Portrait Of Markov.

markovo mama 

It is when a markovo mama gets stuck in the washing machine and then mark will fuck the shit out of her with his tiny
oh no markovo mama moment
markovo mama by markovomama October 1, 2021

Markovitz 

The verb meaning to get insanely wasted off of Maneschevitz.
Craig got totally Markovitzed off that Maneschevitz - he rules!
Markovitz by CrazyK425 July 3, 2011
Warrior legend from the times of ancient Greece

Stories often spoke of him wearing large pants and holding his sword on the blade, as well as having a poor grasp of the English language
Marakon drunk the healing poison and climbed hier and hier and hier...
Marakon by Snyx September 1, 2003

marajovo 

Jake: You are totally a marajovo.
Anand: What is a marajovo?
Jake: A person obsessed with Selena Gomez.
Anand: Oh my god I love Hands to Myself!
marajovo by Manfany October 30, 2020

marakoua 

Someone who is addicted to sharpening pencils
"Hey man can I use your pencils?"
"No they have been sharpened down to low."\
"By who?"
" .................... MARAKOUA!!!"